So, I get a very nice Husqvarna Chain Saw as a gift, and I read the Manual

[Burma Jones]

and I see this:




Obviously, not enough people have seen Road Runner cartoons.........

[taterguy]

1. Gravity's a bitch

[rug]

2. Why can't you wear a face mask?

[dawg]

3. That's the universal symbol for ...

"Don't be a moron!""

[freshwest]

4. Was the next picture a 'do not cut your leg off' warning? Wow. Just wow!

[david13]

5. I remember Texas Chainsaw Massacre. dc

[meegbear]

6. That'd make a cool avatar

[bluesbassman]

7. Just get this ladder...

:)

[freshwest]

8. Tell me that is not real. Please.

[marzipanni]

9. Dim bulb n/t

[jp11]

10. I thought the point of a chainsaw WAS to cut trees, take it back!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

11. I heard about someone who actually did that.

Sat on a branch, sawed from the wrong side, fell down and broke both legs.

He worked at the Sinclair refinery which was famous for hiring idiots who were too stupid to not get killed.

:rofl:

[PuffedMica]

12. The dumbing down of the United States is nearing completion

This is quite real

http://weborder.husqvarna.com/order_static/doc/HOUS/HOUS2009/HOUS2009_1151381-26.pdf

[freshwest]

13. Someone needs to send them the TX Chainsaw Massacre movie to let them know just how wacked we are!

It's like running with scissors on steroids. I've used chainsaws safely at work and home. I always had a very healthy respect for their capacity to kill or maim me.

But I despise overzealous pruning. Quit persecuting the trees.