We should design a briefing book for the perfect DU candidate:

[struggle4progress]

Examples:

Q. What newspapers do you read?
A. I like the Onion

Q. Is this a picture of you?
A. No. I think it's probably some guy in India. I'd like to send raunchy pictures, like everybody else but I really just don't have time. So I outsourced my lewd electronic communications to a shop in Mumbai

[applegrove]

1. LOL! Seriously, these new electronic devices have brought politicians

and celebrities much much closer to the public with all the temptations. It was only a matter of time before we started to have trouble. I'm just so sorry it was Weiner. I really liked him. He teaches people how to be fighters which is what the Democrats need.