Man with dead weasel accused of assault

[Zephie]

HOQUIAM, Wash. — Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday where the victim was a guest.

KXRO radio reports he left the carcass behind.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43330041/ns/us_news-weird_news/

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[freshwest]

1. Aw, that picture is so cute... I hope they catch this guy, he's the real weasel.

[Raffi Ella]

2. lmao

:wtf:

[Mopar151]

3. Nuckin' Futs......

When this fool's karma catches up to him, there's gonna be a hell of a wreck.

[nolabear]

4. Well if YOUR weasel was dead you'd feel like whacking somebody too!

[ceile]

5. Wait? Wha...?

:rofl:

[hobbit709]

6. He had Trump's hairpiece?

[petronius]

7. It's perfectly logical. If he'd been carrying a *live* marten he would have been too preoccupied

to actually punch someone. It had to be dead or the whole plan would fall apart... :eyes:

[Baclava]

8. Pine Marten?

Excellent climbers.



Pine martens are omnivores: feeding on mostly small rodents.
They also eat: squirrels, hares, shrews, birds, bird eggs, amphibians, reptiles, insects, fish, crayfish, nuts, fruits and carrion.