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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 09:37 AM
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Won't let my wife go to the video store again
She went on Saturday night and picked out one of the worse movies I've ever seen: "Girls Will Be Girls." What a horrible piece of crap. She's simply not to be trusted.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 09:37 AM
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1. You should've known better to begin with
You're just lucky she didn't come back with "Hope Floats". It would've served you right, too.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 09:43 AM
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2. Dangerous movies to rent
Audition: Oh sure, she seems cute and innocent. Will never be able to say here kitty kitty kitty with a straight face again.

Taboo: Who knew? Gay Samurai Snuff Flick

Malibu Beach Vampires: So bad was too stunned to remove from player for 1 week. Looked like a high school movie project where they turned on the camera and forgot to turn it off.
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The Zanti Regent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 09:48 AM
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3. Get even
Join the Golden Raspberry Award Foundation and vote for the Razzies at http://www.razzies.com/
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 10:23 AM
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4. When she brings home "Fatal Attraction"
Edited on Mon Apr-05-04 10:23 AM by zbdent
run, FAST!

(sorry, edited to make title "Fatal Attraction" instead of Fatal Instinct.
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 10:30 AM
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5. She did. Years ago.
n/t
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Dying Eagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 10:39 AM
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6. I always strike back
I make her watch "Caddyshack" BEST MOVIE EVER!!
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-05-04 11:02 AM
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7. I'll have to watch Spinal Tap to make up for that.
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