This Easter, remember: Jesus was a Liberal!

[UrbScotty]

This weekend, some of you will be seeing Freeper/fundy friends and relatives. If and when they start talking about how great Jesus was, remind them that the same Jesus they speak of was a Liberal.

Just read the intro on LiberalsLikeChrist.org:

If Jesus of Nazareth was anything, he was an extraordinary friend of the downtrodden, definitely a liberal, whose advocacy on their behalf so infuriated the conservative religious and political leaders of his day that they had him killed to prevent the public from hearing the very liberal teaching that you will see quoted in Jesus’s own words here on this web site!

[Chicago Democrat]

1. Jesus is an illusion

People say things, stuff happens, talking about Jesus is like talking about the color red.

His name wasn't even "Jesus", Jesus! If you went back in time and went up to him and said "hey Jesus!" he wouldn't even understand you. His name back then was actually "Yeshua".

[LastKnight]

2. jesus was a pacifist...

that right there qualifies him as a liberal, i think... that and the hair... such a hippie... lol

-LK

[UrbScotty]

3. He's also pretty sexy, IMO.

But I didn't say that.

[buff2]

4. I just love that web site

http://www.liberalslikechrist.org/ Is terrific. I have it in my favorites. :hi:

[dae]

5. I've sent it to Fundy friends to get them riled, it's a good site. n/t