CAPTION Bu$h at Crawford on August 6, 2001

[cosmicdot]

Thanks for kicking my jeans around on the ground for me ... I look like all hat without them

[Insider]

1. too much hate right now for a caption here

but thanks for the memory. at least jimmy carter grew peanuts. this ass rubs dirt on his wranglers for no reason besides IMAGE & MARKETING. he looks as ignorant as he is.

john wayne, arnold, and george junior. all image & marketing. the absolute worst america has to offer.

[shockingelk]

2. "See, this is a stem-cell-free ranch"

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3. "Yeah, well...

...I read a briefing and peed my pants....you got a problem with that!"

[Amerpie]

4. You boys want a hot tip?

If you own any airline stock, sell it now! Buy some Halliburton.

[elperromagico]

5. Presidential Aide: "Mr. President, could you read this please?

It's called 'Bin Laden Determined to Strike Inside the US.'"

Bush: "Gee, sounds real fancy. But who's Ben Laden?"

Aide: "He's the leader of the Taliban, Mr. President."

Bush: "Oh yeah, Ben Laden and the Tally Band. I 'member them. I liked 'em 'til their music started gettin' weird. But why's Ben goin' on strike? Dinnit he git my tax cut?"

Aide: "No sir, not the Tally Band. The Taliban. And it's not a labor strike. It's a terrorist strike - this mentions New York City as a potential..."

Bush: "I ain't got time to read that right now. I gotta go work out. Then I gotta get Ari to rub some more pig shit on my pants so I look real country for them Tee-Vee cam'ruhs. Then I'm gonna take a nap. Daddy never told me how hard this Presidentin' stuff is..."

[VolcanoJen]

6. "I'm the commander. See, I don't have to explain why I say things."

"That’s the interesting thing about being the president."

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7. W: yes, I've changed my daily briefs ... OK, I'll try to be serious ...

last month's PDB was about sharks, wasn't it? I just assume get these photo-ops out of the way before it gets too hot thank you very much ...

[underpants]

8. Have you seen my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl?

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