My deepest sympathy to all you friends of capitalism.

[leftofthedial]

Will there be a wake or a memorial service or a Shiva or something?

Let me know where to send flowers.

[Donnachaidh]

1. okay - what triggered this?

Did the stocks plummet to 0?

[leftofthedial]

2. the emperor has no clothes.

and everyone now sees his wee wee.

[Donnachaidh]

6. if the emperor is named rush

I seriously DOUBT you can see his wee wee. :evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

9. eeeeeeew!

:puke:


don't EVEN make a "roll him in flour" joke...

[readmoreoften]

3. I'm just afraid it's going to walk around like a zombie until someone beheads it.

But then again, it already functions like a zombie.

[leftofthedial]

4. Turn on CNBC.

You'll find proof that these zombies eat brains.

[tavalon]

5. Sitting Shiva for Capitalism!

For some reason that struck me as very, very funny.

[leftofthedial]

10. Let's make t-shirts!

[madrchsod]

7. so i should`t go back into my former business to make money?

sort of defeats the purpose of going into business if i can`t make any profits.

[leftofthedial]

8. see how much trouble I've already saved you?

[bird gerhl]

11. "But the Dow rallied today! We're finally bottoming out!"

[tama]

12. Kali yuga n/t

[TBF]

13. White roses would be nice. :) n/t