Of course Bush wasn't "wired" during the debates

[Bucky]

And that is not a reciever taped onto his back
during a photo-op tour of his Crawford dude ranch!
(Courtesy Cryptome.org)
The president simply has a humongous shoulder blade!

Nor is he wired in the third debate picture shown here
(Do you think they'd be such bad planners?)

[Beetwasher]

1. Hump? What Hump? THERE IS NO HUMP!

So stop saying that!

[TrustingDog]

7. ..Humpty back camels and some Chimpanzees...

some cats and RATS and ELEPHANTS
and sure as you're born
You're never gonna see those neeeeo-cons
(for what they really are)

[demokatgurrl]

2. Clearly he needs a new tailor . n/t

[sugus]

5. And perhaps a LAWYER

[sam sarrha]

3. ever see the 50's sci fi movie Brain Eaters.. that attached to your back

and controlled your mind..??

[intheflow]

4. Left ear...

Very clever... no one would think to look in a Right Wingers left ear.

[montanacowboy]

6. Air Conditioner

I heard an interesting idea that it cools him off because he sweats so much -

remember the rules of the debate they wanted the room to be 70 degrees because they wanted Kerry to sweat? well, they knew if they air conditioned * he would be cool...
it's really something to consider and makes sense

[dqueue]

8. more...

More images courtesy Cryptome

[Union Thug]

9. I was surprised to hear Begala calling this

a myth .. I think it was on crossfire the other night (the episode with JonStewart)

[leftofthedial]

10. he has a portable connection to the Matrix

either that or an artificial spine

too bad they can't make an artificial soul