What is your favorite excuse for Al Qa Qaa?

[MikeG]

Poll question: What is your favorite excuse for Al Qa Qaa?

[UdoKier]

1. Gastric Reflux!

And the band played the wrong song!


Oh, and you forgot Poland!

[Parche]

2. excuse

Bill Clinton Peed on them with his male unit

[tomfodw]

3. It's all [FILL IN]'s fault:

A) Bill Clinton

B) The liberal media

C) Bill Clinton

D) The Klingons

E) Bill Clinton

F) Hillary Clinton

G) Bill Clinton

H) Dan Rather

I) Bill Clinton

J) Bill Clinton

[hatrack]

4. You forgot to mention how hard the work is!!

:evilgrin:

[Maple]

5. I was particularly fond

of the removal through the ventilators.

[yardwork]

7. Make mine another vote for the ventilators!

[chiburb]

6. Headline I'd like to see:

"Rummy Pooh-Poohs Puttie-Put Part"

In missing explosives.

[Roland99]

8. A Dingo Ate My Explosives!

[Kadie]

9. Why worry about these weapons, when we have destroyed

1000 times more than is missing.

After all, since they have destroyed so much it makes the ones missing less powerful right?

[BattyDem]

10. Hatch's excuse was the most ... um ... interesting

"Explosives May have gone out Ventilator Screens"

:crazy: :wtf: :silly:

[RafterMan]

11. Gremlins

Little RDX Gremlins.

[MsUnderstood]

12. I just heard the "well there wasn't that many" to begin with

My response is that it didn't take a whole lot of people to kill 3000 americans on 9/11. In fact it took 0 Iraqis.

Oh and how many terrorists does it take to start a pre-emptive war? None if you are an "evil dictator".

[Mountainman]

13. Aliens from the planet ilebedamed took them before the war but brought

back just so we could move them before the Russians could have moved them.

[russian33]

14. As a Russian, I can tell you for sure it was us

It was me, my mom, her second cousin, dad's best friend, my 3rd cousin twice removed, grandma, her neighbor...we went in under the cover of darkness, with a Nissan Pathfinder, and made 400 trips.

[BootinUp]

15. Sen. Hatch: "Out the ventilator." WTF?

[ThoughtCriminal]

16. Up next - You forgot Poland

Poland took them! Yeah, that's the ticket.

[geniph]

17. They were taken up to Heaven in the Rapture!

or else they're up the Easter Bunny's butt, I forget which.