Anyone care to try to translate this letter to Chimp?

[karlrschneider]

http://www.congress.org/congressorg/bio/userletter/?id=20004&letter_id=591643116

It's ...er, interesting I guess...
:eyes:

[JuniperLea]

1. Naw

everything sounds like that to the Chimp. That's why when he repeats his lessons back to us, they sound like that too:)

[lisa58]

2. Wow...

...he types like I do after a few glasses of whatever....

[MuseRider]

3. The guy speaks Chimp!

We might need translation but I am certain Bush** will understand it without a problem.

[leftstreet]

4. "The general topic of this message is Drug Policy: "

yeah, I guess.

:D

[badgerpup]

5. Seriously?

I think there are going to be a great many people who have paranoid tendencies going over the edge now, thanks to Bush admitting...nay, bragging that he can wiretap anybody, anywhere, anytime and there ain't nuthin' nobody can do to stop him.:scared:
I'm a bit apprehensive, if only because I fit a certain 'profile' (doesn't agree with Bush, is vocal about it, and calls/writes/emails the Congressional non-Reps) and might be considered a threat...
:hide: :yoiks: :shrug:

[applegrove]

6. Wow! I'm not up to translating that.