Sudden realization: It's all a tragic misunderstanding

[hvn_nbr_2]

All of it! Everything! The Iraq war. Domestic NSA spying. Not catching Bin Laden. Torture. Everything.

When they told Dumbya that Al Qaeda did 9-11, he thought they said "Al Quakers." That's it, the whole problem with this administration.

When they had Bin Laden cornered at Tora Bora, Dumbya said, "There are no Quakers in Tora Bora. It couldn't be him. Let him go."

He remembered stories from childhood of Quakers sending heifers to Iraq and other places, so he knew they were closely connected to Saddam. And although he never really found out exactly what a heifer is, he'd been told they could be very dangerous if you kicked them or touched them the wrong way. So he had to protect America from dangerous Quaker heifers that might cause mass destruction.

He still hasn't figured out the mistake. When he said in the SOTU, "I want to know if Al Qaeda is calling Americans," he thought he meant "I want to know if Al Quakers are calling Americans" and the only way to find out is tap their phone lines.

When someone told him about those staid and stolid Quakers sitting silently and impassively on hard benches for hours in their meetings, he knew the only way to get information out of them would be to torture them.

And so it goes on. Won't someone please correct this horrible misunderstanding?

[uppityperson]

1. War on Oatmeal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jackpine Radical]

A grueling ordeal ahead of us.

Wait til he finds out about cereal killers.

Edit: typo

[uppityperson]

3. I'll let that one roll on past

:rofl:

[Extend a Hand]

4. ooohhh noooo! it's punday

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[doublethink]

2. Pretty pathetic when any truth no matter how obvious is labeled Conspiracy

... theory too. The Sun will set tonight, but if for some reason the administration doesn't want you to believe, investigate that they will label it a Conspiracy Theory. :crazy: Peace.

on edit: to add 'Theory' pretty important distinction ... my fingers are moving to slowly in unison with the brain today. Oh and pretty funny Original Post of yours. Damn those Quakers, all a misunderstanding. :)