Records junkets found connected to Bush

[Stinky The Clown]

Clown Newz Service, February 3, 2006, dateline Acapulco, Mexico.

Rumor has it that the White House's e-mail records from 2003 were seen on an Acapulco beach, cavorting with Tejas Air National Guard records from the late 60s and early 70s. Although a generation or more apart in age, observers say the two 'missing' piles of data were getting along well, doing lines of blow and Jack shooters as tribute to their cowboy owner.

There were many other records seen in the company of these two sought after records, but their personal security forces kept observers sufficiently far from the cavorting records to make any credible identification.

In a possibly related story, a drunken Houston community service record was arrested at a bar frequented only by locals in a seedier part of the resort island. The record was later released on its own recognizance. The release came before observers knew of the arrest. The Houston record could not be found for comment.

[jimshoes]

1. One of these days

someone is going to figure out it's more trouble than it's worth cleaning the shit off the little dictator 24/7/365.

[politicaholic]

2. LOL...don't mind the record, find the man who released it...

there's the real criminal!

Unless 'Valerie Plame is a spy' is written on the back, then, no comment.