SPIN: The Liberals are to blame for Cheney's hunting accident because...

[Montauk6]

Poll question: SPIN: The Liberals are to blame for Cheney's hunting accident because...

[Inland]

1. The libs play it up to distract from real issues, like missing blond women

eom

[Montauk6]

5. Yeah those dirty liberal hypocrites! Crying about Valerie "Traitor" Plame

when there are blond women disappearing left and right!

(:sarcasm: :rofl: )

[Cocoa]

2. Clinton's penis

[fiveleafclover]

6. Ah, you beat me to it

Great minds think alike. Or fools never differ. I don't know you well enough to decide which it is.

;-)

[Montauk6]

7. Oh yes, we'll have to someone implicate Billy's willy in this.

[Laelth]

21. How could the OP forget the Clenis?

The source of all evil in the universe?

Had to vote for that. Great minds, and all.

:toast:

-Laelth

[ThoughtCriminal]

3. We don't allow hunting with laser guided munitions

from helicopter gunships.

[fiveleafclover]

4. You forgot Clinton's penis

And Poland.

[Laelth]

22. Thanks for the laugh.

:rofl:

-Laelth

[Radical Activist]

8. It happened because liberals haven't let us chop down all the forests yet.

If there were no places left to hunt, like Bush and Cheney want, then this kind of thing wouldn't happen!

[Montauk6]

10. Or better still in the LIBERAL TREEHUGGERS would let us chop down

more forests, the Vice Furher would've had better visibility?

[Radical Activist]

11. The accident probably happened when he got distracted by

a naked hippie hugging a tree!

[Submariner]

9. Because liberals made him get 5 draft-dodging deferments,

so to try and shake off the "YELLOW-BELLIED DRAFT-DODGING COWARD" label the asshole so richly deserves, he has been forced to try and prove his manhood by shooting animals.

[leftofthedial]

12. it was no accident

he recently signed an order giving him the right to get drunk and shoot anyone anytime, which is perfectly legal under the authorization to go to war.

it is only the liberals who are concerned about this "accident."

[frankly_fedup2]

16. If he had ever had military training, this never would have happened. So

I say it's a new form of torture that just came to Cheney so he thought he would try it out on his older friends. Watch out next week Scooter . . . better yet, he should take Bush with him next weekend, we might get lucky and they both might get confused.

DISCLAIMER: In no way is this post intended to be a threat toward the POTUS nor the VPOTUS. It was intended to be a humorous post because the POTUS and the VPOTUS are a joke in themselves. If it is taken in any other context, the person and/or persons absolutely, positively have no sense of political humor or they are Muslim extremists. (Sorry, I couldn't help myself).

[Catchawave]

13. Recreating hunting scene from "Wedding Crashers"

is "hard work", which liberals don't understand keeps Amerika safe.

[Montauk6]

14. Oooh, I thought of a good one...

Whittington, with well-known ties, to LIBERAL interests deliberately put himself in the line of fire to try to make Cheney look bad.

[sandnsea]

15. Cheney haters leaked the story

violating Whittington's right to privacy. :spank:

[Rose Siding]

17. I'm waiting for Arlen Specter to explain it to me

Magic buckshot

[Montauk6]

19. Pristine buckshots?

[rucky]

18. You don't really know a man until you've peppered him with birdshot.

Of course you LIE-bruls would never know that because you're too busy trying to take our guns away.

[Totally Committed]

20. Liberals are to blame for his hunting accident because....

we didn't fight hard enough for gun control.

TC