Special Celebrity Guest Bush Photo Captioner, Mr. Peter Gabriel.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Shock the monkey to life
Shock the monkey to life

Cover me when I run
Cover me through the fire
Something knocked me out’ the trees
Now I’m on my knees
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don’t you know when you’re going to shock the monkey

Fox the fox
Rat the rat
You can ape the ape
I know about that
There is one thing you must be sure of
I can’t take any more
Darling, don’t you monkey with the monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don’t you know you’re going to shock the monkey

Wheels keep turning
Something’s burning
Don’t like it but I guess I’m learning

Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey

Cover me, when I sleep
Cover me, when I breathe
You throw your pearls before the swine
Make the monkey blind
Cover me, darling please
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don’t you know you’re going to shock the monkey

Too much at stake
Ground beneath me shake
And the news is breaking

Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey

Shock the monkey
Shock the monkey
Shock the monkey to life

[Blue_In_AK]

1. How can this guy look so idiotic

in every single photograph we see. I find it truly amazing. He needs somebody to coach him on how to control his face.

[NV Whino]

2. I keep telling ya

The photographers are on our side.

[Blue_In_AK]

6. You may be on to something there....

Maybe it's the photographers' job to balance out the right-leaning word jockeys. A picture IS worth a thousand words...

[July]

3. It defies belief, doesn't it?

Especially when you consider the wealth, prep school, Ivy League college -- somewhere along the way he should have picked up a little decorum (something most of us have without the extra help). Makes you wonder if he's trainable at all.

[CottonBear]

4. Dimson's neck is horizontal rather than vertical most of the time. n/t

[VaYallaDawg]

5. What a pathetic image. And that's our chief of state. Wow.

[Arugula Latte]

7. Yeah -- that freaky little putz is the Leader of the Free World

... or what used to be free ... :scared:

[babydollhead]

8. Thank you!

I laughed out loud.