The Banana: Defending the Latest Anti-Terror Tool *graphic*

[Memekiller]

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/2/20/114937/063

Look closely at the object protruding from the man’s rear end. What you see is a vital tool in the nation’s War against Terror. We’re not sure what it is, but if we were to venture a guess, we’d say that is a banana that’s been shoved up a man’s ass. Let us ponder how it got there. Was there a warrant issued? Did someone present evidence to prove sufficient cause before inserting the banana?

Trust us. It was vital that the banana be there. Obtaining a warrant before inserting the banana would have endangered lives. Every second the banana was resting in a bowl on a table somewhere instead of in this man’s bowels were seconds this country could not afford to spare. Our national security depended on that banana being exactly where it is, nuzzled between this man’s butt cheeks, halfway to his prostate. To NOT put the banana there would be giving this man exactly what he wanted.

We certainly wouldn’t want to imperil our national security. If it was imperative that the banana be shoved into this man’s ass immediately, perhaps some official permission might have been obtained retroactively?

No. We do not need to justify why the banana had to be where it was. Letting you know the reason for putting the banana there would be tipping off the terrorists to our techniques. They could use this information about our anti-terror tactics against us. Not shoving a banana up his ass would be letting the terrorists win. I find it funny how you show so much sympathy for terrorists. What about the people he’s killed?

Did he kill anybody?

He must have. There’s a banana in his ass. Would there be a banana in his ass if he didn’t kill anybody?

I don’t know. Would there?

We can’t tell you. But believe me, we had our reasons.

[Betsy Ross]

1. Please put warning in post subject

Although I have already seen the photos, it was disturbing to come upon this image unexpectedly.

Your text was funny.

[Memekiller]

2. Done.