Photos: A bloated, grimacing Dick Cheney in Washington & Norfolk, 2/27-28

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Vice President Cheney delivers remarks at the 46th Annual American Legion Conference,Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2006, in Washington. (AP Photo/Kevin Wolf)



Vice President Cheney delivers remarks at the 46th Annual American Legion Conference on Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2006 in Washington. (AP Photo/Kevin Wolf)



Vice President Cheney waves goodbye after delivering remarks at the 46th Annual American Legion Conference on Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2006 in Washington. Next to Cheney are National Commander Thomas Bock, right, and National Vice Commander Michael Harris, left. (AP Photo/Kevin Wolf)



Vice President Dick Cheney, right, and Thelma Drake from Virginia's 2nd Congressional District share the stage Monday, Feb. 27, 2006, in Norfolk, Va. Vice President Cheney was in Norfolk to help Drake raise money for her upcoming re-election campaign by speaking at a fundraiser dinner. (AP Photo/Gary C. Knapp)



Vice President Dick Cheney addresses supporters of Rep. Thelma Drake Monday, Feb. 27, 2006, in Norfolk, VA. Vice President Cheney was in Norfolk to help Drake raise money for her upcoming re-election campaign. (AP Photo /Gary C. Knapp)



Vice President Dick Cheney, right, and Thelma Drake from Virginia's 2nd Congressional District share the stage Monday, Feb. 27, 2006, in Norfolk, Va. Vice President Cheney was in Norfolk to help Drake raise money for her upcoming re-election campaign by speaking at a fundraiser dinner. (AP Photo/Gary C. Knapp)

[TomInTib]

1. Hey, Gout, how's your Dick?

Man, he looks rough.

Bastard.

[glitch]

2. I bet he emits a foul odor too. nt

[louis-t]

4. From the looks of his rotten teeth

I'd say Lynne sleeps facing away from him.

[peace frog]

7. Lynne sleeps with him?!

As much as I despise the bitch, snaps for taking one for the team!

[BootinUp]

8. This thread is too much like

scratch and sniff pictures. :puke:

[AndyA]

3. He looks mean

Like someone who'd rather shoot you than say "hi" to you... ;)

[drdtroit]

5. He's thinking about his relocation to Hell! n/t

[sandrakae]

6. He looks like he was the one that got shot IN THE FACE!!!!!!!

[snowbear]

9. I still get a kick out of this one that someone on here posted:

ACK!

[The_Casual_Observer]

10. Has he got Bell's Palsy?

That droop on the left side of his mouth is very pronounced.

[schmuls]

11. Does he ever stop snarling?

[eppur_se_muova]

12. He's REALLY unhappy they took his gun away.

You can tell he's imagining using it on someone right then and there.

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. Lookin' good there, Dick. Thud.

No wonder he travels with a doctor at all times.................

[Rageneau]

14. That's not a grimace. That's Snarl's attempt at a big smile.

Try as he might, the corners of his lips refuse to turn upward, leaving him stuck halfway between his usual scowl and what he thinks is a happy smile.

His mommy probably warned him that this would happen if he kept making mean faces in the mirror.