Tonight's show: The Continuing Adventures of Commander Codpiece

[Tuesday_Morning]

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Commander Codpiece Defends the Border

So, Bush assures Fox that our little military mobilization at the border will just be temporary. I know what they're thinking at the White House. We can have a lovely little "fake war" at the border, one with all the cool uniforms, hummers, helicopters, etc... A war which is entirely safe. A war where there isn't really an enemy. And the president can safely visit that war, prance around in his codpiece, yell things out a bullhorn while sitting astride a massive hummer.

Ridiculous, but that's probably the plan.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. Whore-ay for Hollywood!

I wonder what media phonies will be embedded this time.

[Rose Siding]

2. He self-diagnosed a burning desire to finally spend time with the Guard

when all he needs is an antibiotic.