History test question from the future:
Iraq is a secular dictatorship, comprised of three incompatible factions — a small oasis of relative stability in the powder keg that is the Middle East. The global community has held it in check for over a decade, and U.N. weapons inspectors now have unprecedented access to sites throughout the country. Should the United States start a war there for no goddamned reason whatsoever?
(a) Yes, if you fantasize that an empty bottle in your hand contains antrax, that it's in Iraq's possession, that Iraq wants to use it against you, and that Iraq has the means to use it against you. Hell, what else could you do?
(b) It worked in Vietnam, so why not?
(c) If you bomb them, they're going to hate you — so they deserve to be bombed
(d) It's the Christian thing to do. Can you spell R-A-P-T-U-R-E?
(e) What, and open Pandora's Box — in the fucking Middle East — are you fucking crazy?
Stolen from:
http://vastleft.blogspot.com/