There's a New Terror in the Land - How to Spot a Republican Pedophile!

[TomClash]

1. Be careful if you see a grinning man reading "My Pet Goat" to children in the middle of a national crisis.

2. Be afraid if your children are approached by a sweaty former high school wrestling coach who is hailed as "Mr. Speaker."

3. Beware the men and women who are more interested in the left side of your child's behind than education.

4. If a Republican tells you they are a Child of God - be sure to guard your children - a Republican Pedophile may be on the loose

5. If a Republican candidate wants to kiss your baby - just say no! With these people, who knows what's next?

6. Do not let your child trick or treat at a Republican home - he or she may get more than candy!

7. Be cautious of strange, pasty, pudgy, middle-aged, white men Roving your neighborhood - you know what they really want!

[wakeme2008]

1. One more

Watch out for Repugs men carrying Measuring Tapes.

[TomClash]

8. LOL! nt

[pretzel4gore]

2. just in time for halloween!

lotta well dressed trick'o'treaters this year...$1000 ties and ...ahem, silk thongs! (eeeiiihhh!)

[LunaSea]

3. Just say no...

[rock]

4. They have an (R) in front of their name

If they have just a plain R it means Robot (see Azimov, I.).

[TomClash]

6. The Scarlett R!!

[TomClash]

7. What's Karl Rove's screen name?

Little Boy

[C_U_L8R]

5. If you're bald

you may want to get a hat or toupee :-)