First step: rehab. Next step: BORN AGAIN!

[trof]

I'm sure it will be only a matter of hours, not days, before we are told that Foley has found Jesus and become a born again Christian.

Expect him to hold a tearful mea culpa press conference clutching his well-worn copy of the Holy Bible.
Standard repug "repent and forgiveness" drill.

You can now get well-worn copies at www.well-wornbible.com.
Kinda like stone-washed jeans.
:evilgrin:

[Double T]

1. Hallaleuha!!.........

I don't/won't buy it!!

[kentuck]

2. Then, next step...

runing for public office again or working for Focus on the Family...

[rox63]

3. Will he also become an "ex-gay"? n/t

[valerief]

4. And some noble Xtian woman will become his wife and they will

spawn, preferably little boys.

[MessiahRp]

5. Well if he's Born Again he can go from pages to altar boys. :)

Sorry couldn't resist. :)

Rp

[trof]

9. I figure Youth Minister at a fundie church.

[AlinPA]

6. Then he will be re-elected in the republican district, praise Gawd.

[ecoalex]

8. Well, chimpee was "degayed" and Laura was "presented " to him.

[whistle]

7. The first part of your projected scenario is already in play....

....It is pricks like Marc Foley who give alcoholics a really bad name:

<snip>
Associated Press
Ex-Rep. Foley Checks in to Alcohol Rehab
By LARA JAKES JORDAN , 10.02.2006, 09:16 AM

Former Rep. Mark Foley, under FBI investigation for e-mail exchanges with teenage congressional pages, has checked himself into a rehabilitation facility for alcoholism treatment and accepts responsibility for his actions, his attorney acknowledged Monday.
The attorney, David Roth, would not identify the facility, but told an Associated Press reporter in Florida that Foley had checked into a facility over the weekend.

"I strongly believe that I am an alcoholic and have accepted the need for immediate treatment for alcoholism and other behavioral problems," Foley said in a statement, Roth confirmed to the AP.

Foley abruptly quit Congress on Friday after reports surfaced that he'd sent sexually charged electronic messages to boys working as congressional pages. <more>

http://www.forbes.com/home/feeds/ap/2006/10/02/ap3059303.html