Shitty Spinach

[inthebrain]

I think it's time to switch currency. We need to ditch the dollar and adopt E-coli spinach as our new currency. Start collecting now because in a few years it will increase in value. Just act the Franklin Mint as they've already created molds for their first round of commemorative E-Coli spinach coins. Ronald Reagan's bust is already set for the new dime.

When they start talking trickle down economics, trust me, this time it will work.

Unless the wealthy 1% have no reservations when it comes to hoarding shitty spinach.

[valerief]

1. No, because pretty soon we'll have shitty broccoli, shitty carrots,

shitty brussels sprouts, shitty everything, even shitty Congress (oh, we've got that now).

[inthebrain]

2. Perhaps the cows are revolting

They're all owned by Republicans

[inthebrain]

3. yip

[unkachuck]

4. I've taken....

....your good, sound, investment advice....I bought 15 more bags this afternoon to go along with the 57 bags I have in my basement fridge I purchased for a long term investment (and emergencies)....I feel you just can't have too much shitty spinach....

....should shitty spinach fail as a currency or if the repugs (or Woodward) ever release the name(s) of the repug farmer(s) spreading their crop with manure (illegally creating shitty spinach and food poisoning) I want to be in a strong position to get a 'taste' of any class-action coming down the road....

....I think I'm covered and I should have 5 more cases by the end of the week....thanks, inthebrain....