Photo: "President Bush holds a shovel as he banters with the press"

[Human Torch]

President Bush holds a shovel as he banters with the press during a tree-planting ceremony on the North Lawn of the White House in Washington on Monday, Oct. 2, 2006. He and first lady Laura Bush helped to replace an elm that had stood on the same spot for 140 years but fell during heavy rainstorms last June. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)



President Bush waves as he prepares to board Air Force One prior to his departure on Monday, Oct. 2, 2006 at Andrews Air Force Base. Bush is heading west on a three-day fund-raising swing to Nevada and California, aimed at helping Republicans keep control of Congress. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

:rofl:

[Riddler]

1. Just pictorial proof that the bs he spews is so deep

he needs a shovel to dig himself out of it.

[gratuitous]

2. I'm waiting for the day

When Bush is peeking out from behind the curtains on the third floor of a bullet-pocked White House, negotiating the terms of his surrender with a bottle of J&B in one hand, a Luger in the other. I see him floating a bill out the window and yelling, "Okay coppers, here's $20 that says let's forget the whole thing." Meanwhile, Karl Rove, whom Bush used as a human shield, slowly bleeds out on the floor behind Bush, muttering about which one will die first, Bush or Rove.

Man, I think I have a little too much time on my hands.

[Lisa]

5. it'd be Saddam's pistol ...

... and I have a persistent vision of him running out onto the street and jumping into someone's vehicle -- then we'll be treated to an OJ-style chase, with Bush in the passenger seat, holding that "war souvenir" on the frightened and exasperated driver, and alternately sobbing and ranting about how ungrateful America is.

[zbdent]

3. "People say that we Republicans have hit the bottom, that we can sink

no lower. Well, I say, attack where they're the strongest. I say WE CAN DIG DEEPER!"

[jayctravis]

4. Top one captioned, "REEEK REEEK REEEK REEEEK"

That photoshop of him as Babs was a little too Psycho.

[Bonobo]

6. "Fell during rainstorms?" BS! He had that elm killed!

[truth2power]

7. What the hell kinda shovel is that???..

Where's the handle?

[Generic Brad]

8. Yeah. Shouldn't he be holding a pitchfork instead?

Anybody here smell sulpher or is that just me?

[samsingh]

9. poetic - to shovel his own shit.

sorry moron, hopefully the people see that you're hollow and stupid

[FrenchieCat]

10. I say...."let him keep digging"!

[radfringe]

11. and which

hole is he going to try to dig himself out of this time?