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And think of it this way - if it helps us get back the House of Reps, what do you care, anyway? Because if we get back the House, we can do all sorts of things about the issues and malfeasances that you really care about most - like IMPEACHMENT, the damned war, the illegal wiretapping, the torture, the cronyism, the election fraud, the destruction of our Constitution, the you-name-it. Because if we get back the House, OUR people will chair all the committees. OUR people will set the agenda. OUR people will be able to hold hearings in the regular House hearing rooms instead of downstairs in the basement boiler room, and OUR people will have subpoena power. Which will be cool, because OUR people are FAR more likely to use that subpoena power to drag in the schmucks who really need to answer to the American people for what they've done, AND will be compelled to do so UNDER OATH. OUR people are far less likely to let assholes like alberto "Torture's Okay" gonzales slide in and out of there without being formally sworn in for questioning UNDER OATH.
Just call me Ms. Machiavelli. Fine. I can live with that. If it gets us where we need to go to start REALLY fixing all this shit and demanding - AND GETTING accountability at long last, and ending the damned whitewashes and the Texas Two-Steps and all the rest of it, then it's MORE than okay by me.
And you surely can appreciate the delicious irony of all this, even while it's truly rather pathetic. It's a frickin' SEX SCANDAL that will be the final nail in the coffin. A SEX SCANDAL for cryingoutloud. Even stinkier and nastier than the one that almost brought Clinton down. I find that rather sweet, savory justice, myself.
Besides, a sex scandal afflicting the republi-CONS is really quite a thing of beauty. It smacks every last one of those self-righteous, sanctimonious, arrogant, smug holier-than-thou's straight in the face. They tried to hang us with the man cheating on his wife and lying about it. Well, whaddya make of THIS one, then, which seems a helluva lot worse?!?!?! A little mortification is good for the soul (assuming the republi-CONS actually HAVE souls). Once upon a time here on DU, one of us said that what REALLY needed to be done to these assholes to save our country is for them to get the snot beaten out of them in the next election. They can't just get voted out. They have to be seriously, publicly shamed. Smacked around but good. It's the only way to get through to them and bring their juggernaut of lies, cheating, death, carnage, and horror to an end. They not only need to be hit back hard, they need to be brought down hard. And since sex scandals are what get everybody's attention, well then, so be it. Besides, this is the kind of thing the National Enquirer just LOVES, and it's EVERYWHERE, and whether people admit it or not, they read it hungrily as the guilty pleasure it is.
At this point, I don't care WHAT brings 'em down. Just as long as they're brought down.
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