the waterboarding of bush and cheney

[welshTerrier2]

CIA guy: OK boys ... you can tell me now or tell me later ... what's it gonna be?

bush: forget it, asshole!

CIA guy: OK my friend ... dunk 'em boys ...

bush: glug ... glug ... cough ... cough ... cough ...

CIA guy: i'll ask you again ... why did you invade Iraq???

bush: OK OK OK ... it was because Saddam was building a nuclear weapon ...

CIA guy: dunk 'em boys ...

bush: glug ... glug ... cough ... cough ... cough ...

CIA guy: I'll ask you again ... why did you invade Iraq?

bush: OK OK OK ... Saddam was conspiring with Al Qaeda ...

CIA guy: dunk 'em boys ...

bush: glug ... glug ... cough ... cough ... cough ...

CIA guy: wanna try again?

bush: OK OK OK ... we wanted to bring democracy to the Iraqi people ...

CIA guy: dunk 'em boys ...

bush: glug ... glug ... cough ... cough ... cough ...

CIA guy: wanna try again?

bush: OK OK OK ... look, cheney made me do it!!

CIA guy: ahhhhh, mr. cheney ... the ball's in your court ... what say you? why did you invade Iraq?

cheney: we needed to go in there to make America secure ...

CIA guy: dunk 'em boys ...

cheney: glug ... glug ... cough ... cough ... cough ...

CIA guy: have a nice swim? you gonna give me a straight answer?

cheney: look, we went in there because we needed their oil ...

CIA guy: we meaning the American people or the big oil companies?

cheney: the American people ... we invaded Iraq so the American people could get the oil they needed ...

CIA guy: that does it! dunk both of 'em under there ... i'm going to lunch ...

[warrens]

1. I'd cut their vocal cords first

I know they'd both roll over before I'd had any fun. And remember, it's not torture, just an interrogation technique.