What advice would you give a Republican candidate for Congress?

[southernleftylady]

What advice would you give a Republican candidate for Congress?

[last1standing]

1. JUMP!

n/t

[hijinx87]

12. disable "chat logging" on your IM.

:evilgrin:

[razors edge]

2. Take two one way plane tickets,

and call me from the Bahamas.

[Hav]

3. .

Drop dead. Your favorable rating will increase.

Just kidding.

[yy4me]

4. Run for Cover, I think there will be a lot of embarrassed

politicians packing their "empty your desk" boxes. Can't come soon enough!

[Vincardog]

5. Save yourself the embarrassment and concede now. Why fight it?

[Demeter]

6. Change Parties--and the World

[Sherman A1]

7. Duck & Cover

You may win your seat depending upon the district, but there will be plenty of unpleasant media for the next few weeks.

[sinkingfeeling]

8. Throw in the towel before Nov. 7, 2006?

[CoffeeCat]

9. Get a head start on your concession speech!

Why wait until later? Write your concession speech now!

Instead of looking like a bumbling, inarticulate election loser--you'll look
like a poised, articulate election loser.

[SeattleVet]

10. Save everybody the embarrassment, and drop out of the race now.

Avoid the inevitable exposing of your "youthful indescretions" (Bushspeak for drug and alcohol abuse, DUIs, other arrests, etc.).

[oldtime dfl_er]

11. get yerself castrated

:)

[catnhatnh]

13. Renounce everything that was not Republican in the '50s...

...Understand that being pro-business means only they will not be hobbled, not unrestrained. Recognize that your Democratic opposition is your neighbor who has slightly different ideas as to how a democracy should operate, not "the enemy". Understand that "reducing spending" means to a level that supports ideas like life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness (shelter, food, education, and health care for EVERY citizen), not spending six times as much on "defense" as the next nearest country on the face of the earth and then cutting social programs to support this.Support moral values AND PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE YOUR OWN-meaning gays in relationships,even if ephemeral and those who believe in Gods not your own.Believing in love or God cannot hurt.Support real fair trade-not importing cheap goods that exploit workers and outsource jobs.Support your God privately and positives for the public weal publicly-if your God IS right he should win without your shilling for him. Work for the good and not for the expedient. Revere your planet and protect it from profit at the cost of damage....That is all I've got-except this-if you truly follow this advice you are probably already a Democrat.....

[TlalocW]

14. My advice

Cheat on your taxes and spouse. Send sexual IMs to underaged boys. Be pious and Christian in public and visit strip clubs and escort services. If you're homosexual, hide the fact from everyone, including your spouse and children, but then get caught in a relationship with another man.

C'mon... It's a republican running for Congress. I don't want him to WIN!!!

TlalocW

[MrCoffee]

15. bend over.

[mcscajun]

16. Go home early. Don't wait around for the late returns.

:rofl:

[calimary]

17. Go away. If you're with bush, you're against the rest of us.

Thanks but no thanks. We've tried it your way. And look where we are.

[slackmaster]

18. Check into rehab, apologize, and find God BEFORE they catch you

:crazy:

[POAS]

19. Update your resume!

[Libby2]

20. Resign Now

[AZBlue]

21. Drop out.

[MGD]

22. Forfeit to your Democratic opponent immediately. Just give up. nt

[Debs]

23. Take that pistol

Into the next room and do the right thing

[LostInAnomie]

24. Go lay down on some train tracks...

... and wait.

[Vidar]

25. Aside from "drop dead"?

[Javaman]

26. Don't run. put the campaign down and step away. nt

[michaelpush]

27. KEEP YOUR DAY JOB!