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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 12:24 PM
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LOL *must read* Allen thinks 'Amazing Grace' was written for him
Edited on Fri Oct-27-06 12:25 PM by underpants
And PLEASE don't miss the answer to the Jamestown question :rofl:

What is your favorite hymn?

Allen: “Amazing Grace.” ... I look at “Amazing Grace” when the song is sung, and I think that it was written for me. ... The thing about “Amazing Grace,” whether it’s a church organ, whether it’s a bluegrass band, whether it is bagpipes. No matter whatever instruments are used to play it, it is just a great song.

Webb: “Amazing Grace.”


http://www.styleweekly.com/article.asp?idarticle=13267

Next year we’ll be celebrating the 400th anniversary of the settlement at Jamestown. If you had been among the first settlers there in 1607, how do you think you would have contributed to history?

Allen: Well I would have been out hunting. Either trying to grow some crops or out hunting ... maybe out on the river trying to catch some fish, as well. Mostly, that was the Virginia Company, and it was a commercial endeavor, and so I would have wanted to make sure that first the community was safe. I would have wanted to have good relations with the inhabitants that were already here, the Virginia Indians, and then tried to work with them in a positive way and learn from them the best we could, but also set up our own self-government. ... to meet the needs of the community and try to of course get more people to join in our venture. It’s interesting you ask that question, because as governor, I shares of stock in the Virginia Company to companies that would come into Virginia.

Webb: I would have died in 1609 {laughs} when the cold frost came in, when two-thirds of them died, I think.

When is the last time a piece of great art affected you? What was it and why?

Allen: This is a serious question? This is such an unusual question. Can architecture be ...? The Pantheon in Rome. The perfection of it. ... For the first time ever, I took an art history course at the University of Virginia, and I always wanted to go to Rome and Florence — I’ve never gotten to Florence yet. I’m chairman of the European Affairs Subcommittee. And they just had new leadership, Prodi, as the new prime minister of Italy. And so I wanted to meet with him and other Italian government leaders. ... Rome itself, the whole thing is absolutely inspiring. It’s my new favorite city outside of the United States. I wanted to be an architect, but there was just too much math to it. But the Pantheon ... just the perfection of that building and the way the sun, depending on the time of the year, ends up being a clock through the hole in the ocular aspect of it in the top ... And then when Michelangelo was building St. Peter’s, they wanted ... it to be bigger than the Pantheon, and they said it can’t be done. And to think that that was fifteen hundred years later. ... It’s remarkable to think that was being built two thousand years ago when they didn’t have the measurements that we had here. ... You talk about something that’s awe-inspiring. It’s just very moving. All of Rome is, but in particular the Pantheon and St. Peter’s.

Webb: For someone who’s a writer, you know, I’m a great art-lover, all kinds of art. I include music as art, by the way. I am constantly affected by really good films, or books, or music, or whatever. That’s a big part of who I am, so it’s really hard to say … I’ve had a hard time seeing films this year, I’ve been pretty wiped out. The last film I saw that I really flipped over was “Walk the Line.” I love that movie. It’s almost like my mother’s and my father’s story in terms of background, because June Carter Cash is from Hilton, Virginia — my dad’s family’s out of Gate City, six miles away. Johnny Cash is from east Arkansas. So is my mother. I had an uncle who lost his hand in a saw mill, so that scene when the kid was killed in the saw mill … that’s a very powerful movie.


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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 12:35 PM
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1. He says he would have fostered "good relations" with the Virginia Indians...
...I can just imagine: (In his best put-on "good ol' boy" drawl) "Welcome to Amerka and the real world of Virginia, Macacas!"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 12:36 PM
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2. I was impressed
it takes something special to be able to farm AND fish at the same time.

:bounce:
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 12:45 PM
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4. And maybe squeeze in some hunting (as a sort of hobby in the downtime...
Edited on Fri Oct-27-06 12:46 PM by Crankie Avalon
..from the fishing and farming, I guess).

The first part of his answer to the question about him being moved by a work of art made me laugh, too--"Is this a serious question?" As if the idea of art affecting someone that way were something a little of-the-wall. I mean, it should be obvious to anyone that here's a fellow who "digs" his art when you remember that he's got this baby hanging on his wall:

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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 12:54 PM
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6. Oh, thanks now I'm going to be sick...
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

By the way, that doesn't even remotely look like any of them, except maybe the hair color, and what the fuck does his belt buckle say.

I hope they wasted a shit load of money on that piece of garbage.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 12:56 PM
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9. Virginia
it says Virginia

have you noticed that Felix isn't running for Senator anymore Susan is. At least it seems that way.
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 01:00 PM
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11. I thought that's what it said...
what a poser!

:puke: :puke:

Yes, I was just saying that this morning to the hubby, who's running for Senate Felix or Mrs. Felix?
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 01:12 PM
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15. Rest assured...they did.
"Prices begin at $4400. for a 3ft x 4ft painting."

Allen's monstrosity was 4 x 5.
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Retrograde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 03:03 PM
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19. 4 X 6 inches, according to the ad
I certainly wouldn't want to look at anything larger!

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 12:55 PM
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7. He would have been the first American multi-tasker!
Edited on Fri Oct-27-06 01:05 PM by underpants
Seriously have we ever gotten a good explanation of the bird on the high heel shoe??? Talk about airing your fetishes out in public :silly:

What could that possibly mean?
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Wells Donating Member (672 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 01:03 PM
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13. The god-damned TV is broadcasting FOX...
Football, the most warlike of sports, is the outstanding feature of the family rendering, and Allen as a father-figure superstar. Notice the small figure, hand raised, signalling in the background for the long bomb? Adoration from fans, the ukaleli player and flower-bedecked bystander? What's with the 4-inch high heel and the pidgeon perched on it? The god-damned TV is broadcasting FOX. Unbelievable!

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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 02:57 PM
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17. Well, and in George Felix Allen's Jamestown settlement
He would have had a flamethrower.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 03:22 PM
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22. ...
:spray:
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 12:43 PM
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3. He'd want good relations with the inhabitants...
the "Virginia indians", he'd say "How, macaca, me like you land, get the fuck out or I shoot you".

Honest to God, how profoundly ignorant and insincere can one person be?

I can picture it now, Felix The Super Colonist, hunting, fishing, growing crops, keeping everybody safe, and setting up the government, all by his little ole self, prolly taking a few rolls in the hay with those randy indian maidens too, in the name of good relations and all!

1609 Virginia "self-governing", wtf?????,
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 12:48 PM
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5. Now that's what I call POLITICS!
-to paraphrase Homer Simpson

LOL VirginiaDare you got it. My wife called and said "You have to read this interview!" Allen tries to make everyone happy with every single answer or at least make the base happy by regurgitating all the canned talking points.

The thing about the macaca statement wasn't the statement it was the reaction. Not only did they have a new excuse everyday but Allen just instantly dropped the whole persona he had cultivated over the years and tried to sooth everyone all at once. In doing so he showed himself to be the paper tiger that he is.

Is that a serious question? -- you would think that at this point he would have learned not to think out loud. When he got outa as a Jew he did the same thing.

Too funny.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 12:55 PM
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8. allen is so full of shit it`s amazing he can walk
he isn`t going to be elected is he?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 12:58 PM
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10. Well
of course I hope not but if I were a betting man I would say he would probably eek out a 3 point win.

Who knows though. I think Webb could very possibly get Mark Warner type numbers-he'd better if he hopes to offset all those mystery voters who pop up out in the Shenandoah Valley.

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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 01:03 PM
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12. I like this Allen response :
Do you believe that people are born with a predetermined sexual orientation, or do gays and lesbians consciously choose a homosexual lifestyle?

Allen: I don’t know. Do you have a question then on marriage?


No, but feel free to address it.

Allen: I think marriage should be between one man and one woman. Someone’s sexual orientation, as far as my office policies, I care about somebody’s capabilities. I don’t ask people about their religion or their race or their ethnicity or their orientation as such. And they can enter into contracts, but marriage should be between a man and a woman.

Webb: You know, when I was 12 years old my father, who was not a terribly well educated man, drew me a bell-curve and explained sexual orientation in terms of scientific probability. From that point forward, I’ve always believed people were born with certain sexual orientations.

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 01:10 PM
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14. Yeah that was a goodie
"I..uh I understood there would be no math"

Wow he couldn't even adjust his canned answer to and uncanned question.

:rofl:

Webb really comes off well in this interview. Very straight forward and able to handle any issue or topic. Felix? not so much.

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Infinite Hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 01:59 PM
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16. Obviously he didn't mean that lierally so what's so funny? n/t
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ShortnFiery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 03:00 PM
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18. Because Allen is a self-absorbed putz. n/t
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joeygirl Donating Member (34 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 03:16 PM
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20. What's so wrong with someone who thinks that Amazing
Grace was written just for him? I'm sure that we've all had the experience of hearing the right song at the right time and thinking that was meant just for me.

As a Christian, I'm offended that you would take issue with someone expressing their love for this song. It's a beautiful song that has touched the hearts of many and it's obvious that Allen was trying to share that the song meant a lot to him.

That's not a reason to slam the guy, especially when Webb said that he liked Amazing Grace as well. There are bigger issues in this race.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 03:22 PM
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21. Welcome to DU
:hi:
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electricmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 12:04 AM
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23. Well, Allen is a wretch
so maybe it was written for him.
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 12:30 AM
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24. Wonder if Felix would enjoy "Amazing Grace" sung by
Edited on Sat Oct-28-06 12:40 AM by DesertedRose
The Harlem Gospel Choir?




Sorry I couldn't resist }(

Wonder if he knows the history behind the lyrics? (Hint: There's a slave ship involved)

http://www.texasfasola.org/biographies/johnnewton.html
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