"Dick Keeps Swinging" (with apologies to David Bowie)

[Human Torch]

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Heaven loves ya
The clouds part for ya
Nothing stands in your way
When you're a Dick



Clothes always fit ya
Life is a pop of the cherry
When you're a Dick



When you're a Dick
You can wear a uniform
When you're a Dick
Other boys check you out
You get a girl
These are your favourite things
When you're a Dick



Dick
Dick
Dick keeps swinging
Dick always works it out



Uncage the colours
Unfurl the flag
Luck just kissed you hello
When you're a Dick



They'll never clone ya
You're always first on the line
When you're a boy



When you're a Dick
You can buy a home of your own
When you're a Dick
Learn to drive and everything
You'll get your share
When you're a Dick



Dick
Dick
Dick keeps swinging
Dick always works it out