Katherine Harris to write "tell-all" book. Dare we hope?

[Ian_rd]

Dare we hope that she'll expose the theft of 2000? Nahhhh. But read this article anyway. It's hilarious.

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Campaign Gone South
Florida's Katherine Harris Continues Her Senate Race, Shedding Staff Along the Way

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She has caught flak for a series of bizarre statements, including a comment in August: "If you're not electing Christians, then in essence you are going to legislate sin."

The Democrat she is challenging, Sen. Bill Nelson, was once considered highly vulnerable. Nowadays, according to recent polls, Harris is down by 26 or 35 points, approaching political rigor mortis.

"The only way Bill Nelson could lose this," says Darryl Paulson, a political scientist (and Republican) at the University of South Florida, "is if he got himself in a drug-induced stupor and ran naked down the main street of his home town."

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Before he became the first of three campaign managers to quit, Jim Dornan programmed his cellphone to play the theme song from "The Exorcist" when Harris called.

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OMG! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Totally Committed]

1. She'll be found floating face-down in the Everglades if she tries!

Trust me....

TC

[Hepburn]

9. My first thoughts exactly...

...when I heard this. If she goes ahead with this, I am doubting if she survives the BFEE.

[Heidi]

2. Get a clue, Katy: legislating "morality" (which her party LOVES to do)

is the same thing as legislating "sin." :eyes:

I predict that the only "tell all" in her book will be a protracted whine about how unfairly she's been treated by "the Left." :puke:

[populistdriven]

5. To prove your point: In Singapore they made divorce illegal for 1st 5 years of marriage

The rates of people cheating on their spouses has skyrocketed!

[opihimoimoi]

3. Her Campaign sucks,,,so will her book...i suspect it will be full of crap

[Mz Pip]

4. Is that some last minute threat

to have the election "swing" in her favor? Hmmm.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[ccpup]

6. I was almost expecting to read

"If I lose this race, I'm writing a tell-all book." Sounds more like her, in my book.

[solara]

7. Yep, I think you are right....has she been kicked to the curb?

If they don't support her she -may- tell all.

:sarcasm:

[Systematic Chaos]

10. She'll be quite handily "suicided" if that's the case.

Don't matter if she's fruitier than a nutcake. These jackals ain't gonna take no chances on the truth coming out, regardless of the source.

If there weren't so much blood and economic despair on her hands by association, I'd ALMOST feel sorry for her.

[durrrty libby]

11. I don't think she'd know the truth if it kicked her in the head.

So I wouldn't count on much content. Besides the truth would probably

involve jail time for her.

:hangover:

[The Backlash Cometh]

8. Aaaaaahhhhh! I get it now. Harris went balls to the wall for the

governor's position expecting the Republicans to back her up, and when they didn't, she put all her money into the campaign, KNOWING THAT SHE STILL HAD A TELL ALL BOOK THAT WAS WORTH MILLIONS!

I get it now. It's her retirment fund.

[splat@14]

12. She is sadly entertaining. Mean Jean is also a good "Bat Shit"candidate.

[C_U_L8R]

13. What else will she expose ?

was dubya toying with spunk and moxie?

[Contrary1]

14. "I would like to dedicate this book

to 'the twins' , Mopsy and Flopsy, without whose help, I wouldn't be where I am today."

[Crankie Avalon]

15. Think "Diary of a Mad(wo)man" with a hint of "Letters to Penthouse." n/t

[Le Taz Hot]

16. The problem is that she has no credibility.

They'll just accuse her of being batshit crazy and they would, of course, be correct.