pResident * Has Just Made Issued A Statement That He Is The Father....

[global1]

of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. I think he smells money.

[tridim]

1. Randi Rhodes just freaked me out..

With her theory that the dead son might be the father/brother of the 5 month old. That's some freaky shit right there.

[BayCityProgressive]

2. ew

[Fridays Child]

3. That's a pretty strange thing to say...unless there's some proof.

[tridim]

5. Apparently the 5 month old looks just like her dead son

and ANS's dead son doesn't look anything like ANS.

[Bucky]

6. There is a far simpler explanation

Anna Nicole didn't look like her off spring cause of all the plastic crap done to her face. If there's a DNA evidence to substantiate this rumor, I'll listen. Until then, comments like this are pure garbage.

[IntravenousDemilo]

4. Jeez...

Wouldn't THAT be a motherfucker...

[soothsayer]

7. Her ex-billionaire husband is involved with the * clan (via his

dealings with the Koch clan (that is the Doro Bush Koch clan to be specific).

"J. Howard Marshall and Anna Nicole Smith married when he was 89 and she was 26. Marshall made in name and money in the oil business. Marshall graduated from Yale Law School in the year of 1931. It was from Yale Law School, that his journey in the oil business started. Later he became a multimillionaire. In 1984, he founded Marshall Petroleum. His investments in Great Northern Oil Company turned into a 16% stake in Koch Industries. The astute businessman that he was, Marshall created wealth not only for himself but also for his share holders." more at
http://www.valentinedayflowersngifts.info/articles/209/1/J.-Howard-Marshall-And-Anna-Nicole-Smith



and from wikipedia

"Koch Industries

Marshall turned his investment in Great Northern Oil Co. with Fred Koch during the 1950s into a 16% stake in Koch Industries, now the nation's largest privately held company. When his eldest son J. Howard Marshall III sided with Koch's sons Bill and Fred in a failed attempt to take over Koch Industries from Charles and David Koch, he stripped the eldest son of his inheritance, making the late E. Pierce Marshall his primary heir."

[drb]

8. Nope. Bush is not the father! He's the.....

...mother. Dick Cheney is the father.