Okay which one of you liberals planted Arkana boy in Kenya?

[BOSSHOG]

You know all this research and scientific findings of millions year old fossils really upsets evangelicals.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/02/06/kenya.fossildebate.ap/index.html

And apparently some knucklehead "scientist" is in on your scam saying that there is a 200 million year old image of a lizard.

Where do you wackjob liberals come up with all this knowledge crap? Don't you believe anything?

[sinkingfeeling]

1. No, Boss, I don't believe.

[Ian David]

2. Dr. Zaius warned him not to go into The Forbidden Zone

[gratuitous]

3. That God, what a kidder!

I mean, He got all the little details, right down to fossilized shit in fossilized dinosaur digestive tracts, just so. Fooled so many gullible types who can't read a stylized myth for literal fact. Ha ha, what a joker!

Oh yeah, and because you were taken in by all that "scientific method" mumbo-jumbo, it's the eternal lake of fire for you! Bwahahahaha!

[zbdent]

4. Would it be redundant if I claimed that I found

a dinosaur turd which looked like George W. Bush?

[BOSSHOG]

5. That would be the Barbarasourass

A fiesty female rino-bitch with a snarling growl; unique in that she had no vaginal birth canal, just excreted her little ones; turdblossomus semi erectus. She became extinct because no males of her species wanted anything to do with her.

[Igel]

6. Turkana.

It's the name of a tribe in the NW of Kenya, their language, and a lake. I used Turkana for a phonology exam once.

Different from Obama's. He's Luo (the language has a few really neat phonological features, by the way ... flip-flop!).