I need an interpreter - does anyone understand this stupid Monkey?

[givemebackmycountry]

Does ANYONE understand what this idiot is saying?
How can anyone take this clown seriously?

For you cube rats...

The Monkey takes the podium and starts babbling.
He is saying nothing.
Stammering, stumbling, mumbling, fumbling...

Barely understandable sentences that make no sense.

Why do they let him appear in public?

This is the worst of all of his "news conferences"

This man is clearly insane.

Am I wrong?

[geiger]

1. He's staying the course as long as he can to make money for his family and all his buddies

[Joanne98]

2. I do. He's asking for MO MONEY MO MONEY MO MONEY!

[katsy]

3. oh sigh.

^&(UJ
R@^&*(

#$%^&*)UH

ERTY $%^& YH#@IK $%^*IK

peninshuula.

Does that help?

:hi:

[jarnocan]

4. I hear and understand you:) dang nt

[yardwork]

5. I can't see it here at work but I'm grateful they're showing it on daytime TV

It's time for the bushbot millions who sit home and watch TV to see this in person. They appear to be unwilling to read or listen to anything other than Fox - now maybe they'll see for themselves what a lot of us have been saying since around 1999.

[Warpy]

6. Naw, he's either nuts or being led around by someone who's nuts

I've been working in psych of and on since the 60s. If I'd had the stomach to see it, I might be able to interpret.

As it is, I see a man who started out with normal intelligence but had a bunch of funny rich men's prejudices dinned into his head by his family, who thinks it's up to everybody else to be informed because he doesn't need to be (he pays us for that), that nobody in his class will ever lie to him because they share the same prejudices, and who damaged his central nervous system beyond repair with alcohol.

I honestly think there's a cadre of lunatics leading him around by the nose.

[laruemtt]

7. and he must be SERIES!! because

he's dropped the phony texas twang. he's using another one of his multiple personalities today.

[givemebackmycountry]

8. I can NOT understand why America can not see how much of a IDIOT this guy is

FOR THE LIFE OF ME!
I don't understand why there is not a hue and cry to have this CLOWN removed from office immediately!

This guy should not be in ANY elected office much less our LEADER!

THE WORLD IS WATCHING AND LAUGHING AT US.

[calico1]

9. If we don't get them over there they will come

over here and get us. Blah,blah, blah. I can't believe there are still people stupid enough to buy into this crap.

[truth2power]

10. "What's worse, that the govt. (Iran) knew? Or that the govt didn't know"

More projection. Guess we could ask YOU that, shithead!

Keerist! How can any self-respecting reporter sit there and listen to him?

[Missy M]

11. I tried listening to him a few times but my agitation level became..

so high, with just the sound of his voice, not to mention I couldn't understand a damn thing he was saying. I would rather read what he had to say, after it was interpreted.

[Warren Stupidity]

12. Well he bragged about reverting to the deal we had with NK before he stole the white house

As far as I can tell that is the basis of this news conference.

Other than that, I listened to dumbass continually mix up Iran and Iraq, make no damn sense, not answer questions and continue with the bullshit that Iran is supplying IEDs and other weapons to sunni insurgents.

[patrice]

13. He is saying it doesn't matter whether the Iranian govt knows

about the weapons or not.

If they know, you do something different than if they don't know, right? Unless you are going to do the same thing whether they know or not.

[Fridays Child]

14. What's a kudz force?

That's a new one.

[itsmesgd]

15. isn't it the green plant that grows on everything and spreads, wait that's kudzu

By not saying anything (intelligible) he cant be held accountable for it later.

[givemebackmycountry]

16. This man...

Our President, the most powerful man on the planet, the man who has his finger on the button that could destroy our planet...

He is clearly the dumbest son of a bitch breathing air at this moment.

WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

I can't understand what he is talking about!!!

KUTZ FORCE?

What is that????

[Fridays Child]

23. It is clearly the next, new thing that the sheeple are to loathe and fear.

[Auntie Bush]

28. LOL

:rofl:

I'm going to have to put on depends before I indulge in DU.

[Warren Stupidity]

17. Took a while but here you go...

"The Qods (Jerusalem) Force of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) is responsible for extraterritorial operations, including terrorist operations. A primary focus for the Qods Force is training Islamic fundamentalist terrorist groups. Currently, the Qods Force conducts training activities in Iran and in Sudan. The Qods Force is also responsible for gathering information required for targeting and attack planning. The Pasdaran has contacts with underground movements in the Gulf region, and Pasdaran members are assigned to Iranian diplomatic missions, where, in the course of routine intelligence activities they monitor dissidents. Pasdaran influence has been particularly important in Kuwait, Bahrain, and the United Arab Emirates."

http://www.fas.org/irp/world/iran/qods/

[Fridays Child]

30. Gee,where did they ever learn how to perpetrate such evil black ops?

Makes you wonder if Qods Force leaders were ever schooled in the U.S.

Edited to add that a CNN journalist, in Iraq (the guy with the crooked nose--I can't remember his name), just compared the Qods Force to "...American Green Beret operators, on black or covert operations."

[nebenaube]

18. it's supposed to confuse you...

He is programming his base...

[patrice]

19. Will we get a reporter who asks about Saudi Arabia's arming

the Sunnis?

[patrice]

20. He thanks the family members. Well that ought to be enough.

:sarcasm:

This guy clearly spends way too much time with people who just cream themselves at his very presence.

[givemebackmycountry]

22. Patrice...

I am about to crawl under my dining room table.

This MAN scares the shit out of me.

If he had a "D" after his name he would be removed from office before 5 p.m. this afternoon.

This is a disgrace.

[patrice]

24. I wish the dining room table would be enough!

:hide:

Absolutely right about that D.!

[yy4me]

21. Good grief, he is out of his mind. I need a babble summary.

Point by idiotic point, I need a good laugh. Too bad it is so incredibly serious and dangerous for the whole world. I am embarrassed for the country. This man is our president? How could that be?

[Warren Stupidity]

25. ooo - he said switchgrass -

and we are going to work together to balance the budget but not undo the obscene tax giveaways to the filthy rich. Hmmm... hows that going to work? Oh I know, cut medicare, cut medicaid, cut student loans, rob social security.

Oh now he is just plain babbling. They need to use the hook.

[General Lee]

26. Duhh dats not niece to say about our pressurdent

Duhhh I don't not no but I tink he's a real articulation person. I don't tink he is a stupif monkhe. Duhhh. You oughta should be nice to our president. Duh

[xkenx]

27. How can you even watch without retching? You are just abusing yourself.

[Auntie Bush]

29. Anyone have a video of that speech? Sounds like a doozy!

I'd like to see it with my own eyes.