Lush Limbaugh is a bag of s%#t...

[Kosmo]

As if you did not already know that.
I catch about thirty minutes of him on my drive to work. I used to listen to him for a little comic relief in my life. He was the sad clown of right wing demagoguery, always happy to get a bone from his Republic party handlers. Sad but funny, but no more.
One thing I have noticed about his callers, they are all koolaide drinkers. Angry fundamentalist suburban house wife wasps who are tearing down the liberal establishment one phone call at a time.
"Mega Ditto's ma-ha Lushie, mega dittos from the heartland."
They have worked themselves into a frenzy, a frenzy that only Lush can provide. The talent being on loan from God, delivered at 50,000 watts. Little G, ladies and gentlemen, yes. Little G for little minds. How lucky they must feel, their finger on the neocon pulse of america. Brought to them across the airwaves three hours a day by their friendly local media conglomerate. pumped into the empty skulls of the sheeple.
"Brenda in Sarasota, your on the Lush show."
"Baa aaa, Baa aaa."
"That is an excellent point Brenda! What these people don't realize, is, is, is, that it really is the democrats fault that we are losing Iraq."
"Baa, Ba-aa, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"You are so right, if they would have been behind Bush from the beginning we would be winning this war."
"Baaaa, Baa-aa, Baa,Baaaaaaaaa, Ba-aaa."
"Folks I didn't want to mention that. But I have to do it. These people on the left, these spineless liberal femenazi, well they have to be stopped. they will destroy this country."
"Baaaaaaaa, Clin-ton, Baaaaaaaaa."
"Well of course Brenda we wouldn't be in this mess If Clinton had let the CIA do their job. He got a blow job remember."
"Baa-aaa, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."
"I love it when you people call me up and regurgitate what I have said on the program. It is nice to know that the message is stick, er I mean that you are learning something."
On a good day he can bring his show to the golden eib standard. Whipping his audience into an orgy of blanket accusations, half truths, and parsed quotes. As they collectively pick at the threads of our society. Public education is bad. ba aaa yes Lush. Fuck taxes Lush sell the roads to private companies. Ba aaa Lush Clin-ton Lush. Polls that have been properly vetted and giving that special Rove midas touch. Spun like gold from the oily recesses of the dark mind of Heir Karl. Pearls of wisdom to be swatted around the echo chamber by a thousand small market Limbaugh parrots. Gleeful at the new level of hatred and divisiveness that little G hath provided. Ready to spread the word as if mouthed by God himself. Bobbing along with the mindless chatter, hypnotizing the sheep into a false sense of entitlement. Deepening the chasm that separates them form us. It is the Novocaine for their souls, filling the void with disdain for their countrymen. This is their america dammit, hands off, you had your chance liberal, you fucked it all up. It is all you fault, we are the party of values, values, oh, oh my god. We are America, the founding fathers, oh Lush Please!, the fathers love us more because we know what they wanted, wanted, YES! YES! YES! OH LUSH YES! Thats the stuff baby.
Eager listeners lighting up their post coital cigarette at 3pm EST. living comfortable in a nation that is guarded by Lush. An obnoxious mutant, the self made man standing sentry over the values of america. So polish you sabers and sharpen your knives. They have their enemy's and they hope they have their friends. When you have driven the bus over you fellow citizens. When you have stabbed the Bill of Right in the heart. Drunk from the skull of the once great infrastructure of this land. You might as well go over the cliff, and take everyone with you. That is the fundamental problem with this type of societal schism. Why should they admit that they are wrong. Why try and fix he roof when the you can bring the whole building down. Strip the bark off the tree and top the mountain. Dump sewage into the stream and gut the program that monitors mercury levels in the air. Hand it all over to the swine corporations and their fat back boards. Sign your life away to the credit card and mortgage companies. They have your back, well your scruff anyway. 20,000,000 strong, so they say. Not hard to get that audience when your in every city in North America. force fed to the general public. and then they act as if a public service has been provided. Remember we only want to save you from yourselves.
And all that is perfectly acceptable to that demographic. That is why I no longer enjoy listening to Lush. These people have lost their sanity and their rights. but it is all OK, as long as Lush Rim job, says so. You are a sad, little man Lush you were once funny, now your a Horror Show.

(the transcript from above is completely fictional and no sheep were harmed in it inception. though they were probably insulted, sorry sheep)

[Old and In the Way]

1. Good post Kosmo!

Welcome aboard! :toast:

[Kosmo]

2. thanks.

[EST]

3. Good post.

One of the interesting things about watching people, over the years, recover from their Lush Rumpball fixation is the gaging of incredulity.

Since each of us starts out with the assumption that life, the way we, personally, have learned it, is the way it is. Given that humans are resistant to change, to the point experiencing outright pain, we all start out as "conservative."

When someone comes along, claiming to be "conservative" and preaching to the very basest, the meanest of our basic drives, and saying it's O K to be selfish, to feed our own desires to repletion, to be paranoid to the point of intoxication, the message can be enticing beyond rational thought.

Such a message claims lives and purpose. I am an advocate of free speech, but this has to be combated, somehow. and probably not through competing talk radio slots. Good writing, classes, perhaps, college courses, alternative religious ceremonies, all of this? Who knows?

[comtec]

4. Excellent post

Needed a few more line breaks (a clump of test can be very hard to read) but excellent. I have a friend whose a rushie, of sorts. It scares me that he's so intelligent in science, but chugs the koolaid in gallon containers. He's doing reasonably well, so maybe he's going to his the upper 10% at some point. He just will not see anything done by the left as positive. trickle down economics works dammit! As long as he gets his, fuck everyone else!

I have all but formally severed ties with this friend. It's just too painful to watch. a once decent person gone totally to shit morally.

to hell with Rush, with LIEberman, to hell with the GOP... if there is a god oh please let god strike them down before more lives are wasted in Iraq, more of our precious little world wide honor is gone, before we loose everything to China, calling in our markers.

God help us, because right now, I honestly don't know who else can.

[Chipper Chat]

5. Oh Ford! Orgy-porgy. We are as one.

Send Lush a six-pack of sex-hormone chewing gum.

Waht's the matter Lenina? Are you a liberal?

Oh Ford!

[blondie58]

6. too funny!

Yep, this is exactly what he sounds like.

I too, listen in occasionally- just to see what he is talking about, but usually can't handle it for too long- it is so toxic.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

7. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Thanks for the disclaimer about the sheep--but the "conversation" between Lush and Brenda--priceless! :rofl:

[lpbk2713]

8. He's the Pied Piper of the 20% base.

There will always be the 20% hard core base who will never listen to reason or logic and will march off the cliff just like lemmings if OxyRush deems it so.

[Canuckistanian]

9. Hee hee! You nailed it.

Good post!

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. Dittoheads are clever. Some even give him blow jobs over the phone.

and he thinks is the real thing.

[zbdent]

11. As legal representative of "bag of s%#t", I demand that you

cease and desist this insult to my client's character ...

[unhappycamper]

12. When I read this post, Stephanie's little ditty jumped into my head.

You're a lying sack of crap
You're a lying sack of crap
You're a lying scheming nasty sack of liquid crap


Welcome to DU, Kosmo! :hi:

[tblue37]

13. White space is your friend.

I wanted to read this, but was not able to because of lack of white space.

[AtomicKitten]

14. don't forget to wash your brain

after listening to Limbaugh

[badgerpup]

15. Have an ex-boyfriend...

...who thought (maybe still does, we don't go there conversationally) that Lush and Dr Laura wrote the book on Morals and Values.:eyes:
Puh-LEEZE....

I had to ask him to please turn the program off when I was riding with him and it was on...couldn't stand the sound of that hateful, haranguing, bombastic, self-congratulating voice. :puke:

[shawmut]

16. .

http://www.billbradbury.com/media/swf/rush-limbaugh.swf

[Kosmo]

17. sweet thanks for the link

[NMMNG]

18. Good post

And thanks for the laughs. :hi:

[Dracos]

19. Great post

& welcome to D.U.

[MODemocrat]

20. Scary Stuff, Limbaugh sounds like a babbling IDIOT

How can anyone take that "person" seriously. He's supposed to be a comedian isn't he? He's even doing
a piss poor job at being a comedian, let alone a Talk show Host. :scared: :thumbsdown: :silly: :silly: :silly:

[MrMickeysMom]

21. Oh my God... You though he was entertaining at one time?

I'm glad you've come to the light on Rim-job.

I recall the first time II walked an office setting (I think it was about 1991 or so) and heard saw someone laughing to this dope on the radio. I should have know then, based on the guy telling me how funny this new talk show "really" was. Wow, did talk radio ever go straight to Hell within 10 years from that day!

But, I could never "get" the EIB radio/Lush Dumbshit entertainment value- especially when he would drum up parts of the program to whip up a little hatred, usually by using some cute little horse ridding phrase, "to-the-left! ,to-the-lef! t,to-the-left!,to-the-left!" That apparently was the call to dunderheaded ditto-freaks to jump for joy over well edited music some awful story about the socialists and Hillary, and God knows someone on the payroll was paid well to keep coming out with those cute Clinton parodies, or to make fun of Chelsea. I'd tune in every now and then (never with my husband driving) to hear a big-ole funny Rush update- all about those pesky homeless people played to an ole tune in the background, "Aint got no home..", By God, that was a knee slapper!

When you think about this goofball with a drug problem who can't entice women to stay around him long enough, you begin to see how pathetic and how Rove must have got a hard on thinking about ways to take this kind of manipulation nation-wide. Limbaug is about as pathetic as Ann Coulter is now, but he's cuter. This insignificant Republican shill was perfect to get the ball rolling for people like Coulter- Lush was just a mean little guy, probably with a very tiny penis and shiveled up balls to match. He never even voted until after he was 30 years old. The only reason he probably did vote after that was he somehow saw the properous future selling his soul a la the Republican party, and being able to get back at whoever never hugged his bloated little ass growing up. He was riding a gravey train that would allow him to smack the living shit out of folks he could never measure up to in real life anyway. The Lush Rimjob resume: Act important, pretend to know God, make fun of soppy bleeding hearts. If you can't get it up on payday, buy as many girlfriends and promise them the world, well, at least a career in the media. Then after you're dumped, set up your maid to score you some drugs and snort a few grams of Oxycodine. After you've had fun spending a lot of money and gaining a lot of weight get de-bloated in rehab, take off a lot of weight and golf, then smoke a lot of cigars. Repeat as needed.

Oh dear, it's just too funny. :rofl: