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[underpants]

Sen. David Vitter, R-La., left, and his wife Wendy Vitter leave a press conference in Metairie, La., Monday, July 16, 2007. Vitter is making his first public appearance since acknowledging that his telephone number appearing in the phone records of a Washington escort service. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

[xultar]

1. Honey, you'll get yer balls back if and when I say you can have them.

[Joe_VB]

7. Balls??? What balls?

[debbierlus]

2. "I think I need my diaper changed again".....

[Mend]

3. the losers on "Family Feud" get a free trip to New Orleans...and a stuffed

leopard plus a year's supply of Pampers.

[whistle]

4. Here is a hundred bucks Wendy, let's have sex. No way you cheap flint, not a penny less than $500!

[sutz12]

5. Oddly, the formerly baritone Vitter delivered his apology in a falsetto.

:evilgrin:

[peekaloo]

6. In an act of public defiance Sen. Vitter "go boom-boom" before exiting stage.

Loving wife Wendy checks for leakage.

[muffin1]

8. And for our next number

we'd like to sing a little ditty called "Marriage is sacred (no gays allowed)".

[zabet]

9. That's the face he makes when he is..

pooping his pampers, dumping in his depends, or laying a large in his Luvs.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[underpants]

10. Corrupting his Cruisers

:bounce:

[riona]

11. I won't let go 'til you stop looking down my dress!

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. "Oooooh baby, your hand is like a pair of Vise-Grips"

[cascadiance]

13. Here's a photochopped one...