Sen. Larry Craig's fave snack: Super Tuber

[trof]

Honest to god, you can't make up stuff HALF as good as this:

The Honorable Larry E. Craig
United States Senator, Idaho
Specialty Recipe
Super Tuber

"Super Tuber is a great snack that uses one of my favorite vegetables: The Idaho Potato. Of course, I suppose any type of potato could be used, but I cannot guarantee that a Super Tuber made with anything but a true Idaho potato would taste as good."
Sincerely, Larry E. Craig, United States Senator

Ingredients
1 hot dog, cook's choice
1 Idaho baking potato, 7 to 10 ounces
Mustard for dipping, any style
Other condiments as desired such as cheese sauce, sour cream, chili, chives, bacon pieces or black olives.

Wash and dry potato. Rub with shortening or butter. With an apple corer or small knife, core out the potato center (end to end). Push hot dog through the center. Bake until potato is cooked through.
http://www.virtualcities.com/ons/id/gov/idgvlc10.htm
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[tanyev]

1. "Honorable"

:rofl:

[0007]

2. OMFG!!

Wash and dry potato. Rub with shortening or butter. With an apple corer or small knife, core out the potato center (end to end). Push hot dog through the center. Bake until potato is cooked through.

[jmp]

3. lol!

...

[trof]

4. Wonder if this is on the menu of the senate dining room?

[trof]

5. Cheap eats:

"The bill for their lunch, by the way, illustrates why this is one of Washington’s better dining bargains. Their piscatorial entrees, with a bowl of chocolate ice cream for McCain and iced tea and sparkling water, came to $32.20 with tip (that’s 27.90 in euros), or about $16 per person, which is dirt cheap by local restaurant standards."
http://thehill.com/american/senate-dining-room-where-the-elite-meet-2003-07-16.html

[JTFrog]

6. I wonder if he taps his foot near the potato bins at the market

looking for a tuber that wants a hot dog pushed through it's hole.

If he did, he certainly wouldn't go looking for them in place like Idaho. :shrug:

[PurityOfEssence]

7. Further proof: Republicans like dick taters

Yum.

I wonder if they're best "cut" or "uncut"...

[libodem]

9. they ARE dick taters

[Bucky]

8. This post may be offensive to some gay DUers, so I'm trying very hard not to find it funny.

Honestly, I'm doing my best. But once the image of Craid unhinging his own jaw and cramming the whole business down his hypocritical craw embedded itself in my psyche, I must chortle... and yet shudder in fear. :scared:

[Joe the Revelator]

10. When did DU turn homophobic?

I don't care if he's a republican, his sexual peccadillo's don't matter to me, and this type of immature post just shows our hypocrisy.

[FormerDittoHead]

11. Pretty much my take. Let's bash him when he goes "family values" again... n/t