You are wrong.

[Bucky]

a minimalist GD post

[benddem]

1. NO I am not n/t

[roguevalley]

27. I would be wrong but I just washed my hair.*

*thanks, Bette Davis, for the paraphrase.

[Lucinda]

2. I've wanted to do that a hundred times.

:)

[DaveJ]

3. I know I am.

My ego abandoned me long ago.

[NMMNG]

4. Bite me!

I don't care if it was your birthday a few days ago. :P

[Bucky]

5. Ah, at last I get my birthday wish to come true!

let me brush my teeth first

[hisownpetard]

6. I saw the headline and figured you were looking for me. Are you my ex-husband? n/t

[Bucky]

13. After checking your profile and seeing you're from Mass, I can assure you "no".

But we might be cutting it close here.

[AlCzervik]

7. i'm only wrong on days that end in a Y.

wait, whut, nevermind.

[StudentLoanSlave]

8. I was born wrong

[NC_Nurse]

14. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[calteacherguy]

9. That's entirely possible. nt

[Dr. Strange]

10. When you're right, you're right.

[avrdream]

11. Yep

(More minimalist than you.)
:P

[tkmorris]

12. Most likely

[hisownpetard]

15. Anyway, you couldn't be him for two main reasons:

1) He'd sooner have all his toenails pulled than be associated with anything even remotely Democratic.
2) You're funny.

[NanceGreggs]

16. You're right ...

... I'm wrong. Always have been, always will be.

Just never thought I'd be called out so publicly on it.

But your arguments are indeed bullet-proof.

Can't we put this all behind us, and start over?

Just wonderin' ...

:shrug:

[Hissyspit]

17. Link?

[avrdream]

18. Ha!

That was the best response!

[motocicleta]

19. One. nt

[Maribelle]

20. This is either a demented raving, a parody ...

or you are correct.

[mmonk]

21. Well you know what they say about you.

I'll bet you still thinks you is right.

[Fly by night]

22. I'm never wrong -- just ask me. (But I was born too loose.)

[Festivito]

23. I'm a man.

If a man speaks
in a forest
with no woman around who can hear,

is he still wrong?

[rucky]

24. I don't care.

[1monster]

25. Well, maybe. I mean, I thought I was wrong once, but then I found I was mistaken.

Or as my son told my husband once, "I hate it when she is right.*"

"Get used to it," replied DH. "She's always right*."

(*For purposes of clarity, in this case, "right" means correct.)

[alfredo]

26. You been talking to my wife?