Bush May Lack Gene For Human Speech

[Kermitt Gribble]

Bush May Lack Gene For Human Speech
President Has No Comment
by Andy Borowitz

A team of genetic scientists stunned the world today by revealing that President George W. Bush may lack the gene necessary for human speech.

The scientists, who had been studying the genetic differences between humans and chimps, made the discovery about the President almost by accident, a spokesman for the group said.

“We happened to be looking at the blood work from the President’s recent physical,” said the spokesman, Dr. Alvin Kunen of the University of Minnesota. “We found extremely high potassium levels, indicating a banana-rich diet rarely found in humans.”

Prompted by the banana clue, scientists probed the President’s DNA further and found “no evidence” of the gene that enables humans to speak.


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:rofl:

[daninthemoon]

1. "Also Sprach Zarathustra" just popped into my head. Now I'm

seeing naked chimpy raising a bone above his head. Now he is smashing it into other bones. Now he is laughing. He is happy.

[AZBlue]

2. Well, we already know he lacks a heart.

What difference would one more missing item make?