Look, everyone - PUPPIES!*

[Writer]

*Sponsored by the General Discussion Lighten Up Project. ;)

[NMDemDist2]

1. the one on the left is a freeper isn't it???

:rofl:

[hisownpetard]

10. WarningA: these puppies are freeper trolls - fruppies!!!!!!!!!

[The Witch]

36. You just broke my brain

:spray:

fruppies

:spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

(getting up, getting serious)

.... fruppies ...

:spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: (repeat)

[hisownpetard]

38. I hate to do this to you while you're still recovering but...

FRUPPIES! FRUPPIES! FRUPPIES!!

(It's all right. It's a provon method. After tonight,
you may find it somewhat funny but it will never again
cause you to wet your pants in that embarrasing fashion!)

[Laurab]

20. It is NOT - stop saying that!!!

No puppy in the world would be a freeper - not one, and certainly not one as cute as that. You probably hurt the poor little things feelings now!

[NMDemDist2]

24. I dunno......

he's got that grumpy 'the world sux' look on his face I'm used to seeing on freeps

:shrug:

[Laurab]

76. no, no - he just woke up - it's that "just woke up look"

I raise lab/golden retriever mixes on occasion - that's the "just woke up look" for sure - puppies are too kind and loving and fun to ever be freeps.

I bet even Barney isn't a repuke - he can't help who his adoptive parents are!

[Clintonista2]

47. Yup, the one on the left is definatley a DLC corporatist

:eyes:

[XemaSab]

2. Me gusta los perritos.

K&R. :)

[hlthe2b]

3. Smoochie le poochies!

or something like that...LOL :loveya:

[DearAbby]

4. Oh my goodness

wook at their wittle faces...My GOd help me, I am overdosing on puppy cuteness!...(writhing on the floor)make it stop

[roguevalley]

21. check this dude out: (from cuteoverload.com if you need a cuteness

break)





(My dog, Timmy, when he got a stitch in his side and had to wear his
'blue bell' head gear. He hated it as you can see.)

[lumberjack_jeff]

22. Great. Get me my insulin. n/t

[OnyxCollie]

51. Aww. Nobody likes the Elizabethan collar. nt

[Arugula Latte]

5. Cute, but not as cute as the kittens ...

:hide:

[hisownpetard]

37. Puppies, NOT as cute as Kittens? BALDERDASH!! And puppies stay cute longer than kittens!

Kittens are only cute as long as their ears are bigger than their heads.
Soon as the heads grow up - cuteness, GONE, and all you got is cat.
Puppies out-cute kittens by a mile and a half!

But I love kittens, too.
(There goes my moral integrity...)

[Arugula Latte]

44. We'll never agree, so we'll have to agree to disagree. Shake?

*zaps hisownpetard with previously concealed hand buzzer*

[hisownpetard]

53. Well, after the unexpected !ZAP!, I won't shake - but I'll give you my paw. (Front or back?)

[Snarkturian Clone]

52. cute almost-grown cat.

whenever you have a bad day, http://lolcats.com

[Stephanie]

6. The victory of puppies in inevitable.

So kitten lovers, just sit down and shut up.

[Writer]

7. You all are lame. The kitten thread is seeing far, far more action.

;)

[Stephanie]

8. At least now we know that GD is far superior to GDP.

:evilgrin:

[davekriss]

90. kick

(Though I love kittens and puppies -- I have a house full of grown up kittens and puppies!)

[Jane Austin]

9. Aw, look - that little feller on the left

has a zipper!

[Sandaasu]

11. We need puppies on the straw polls, IMO

[Kurovski]

12. Stop objectifying puppies!

:mad:

Awwww. I teenk deyz needs sum widdie kisses fum meez. :*

[Nostradammit]

13. If those puppies become president we're f*cked.

:)

[Judi Lynn]

14. They are beautiful. What fine little characters. Thanks. n/t

[Olney Blue]

15. Gorgeous pups!

:loveya:

[MethuenProgressive]

16. Kittens are out rec-ing Puppies??

More proof online polls are no good!!
:kick: the puppies!

[LittleClarkie]

41. Where are the kitty cats?

I'm a kitty cat person. The pups aren't doin' if for me.

[Auntie Bush]

92. Maybe Kerry will.

LOL

[shireen]

17. too cute!!!

if only the world was run by puppies, it would be such a happy place. :)

[yellowcanine]

18. It is hard to be grumpy around a puppy.

[hisownpetard]

54. Tell that to my cat!!

[rox63]

19. More sources of daily cuteness

http://dailykitten.com

http://dailypuppy.com

[dave123williams]

23. Delicious, delicious puppies.....mmmmmmm.

I hear the coats make great hats.

[zeemike]

33. I hear they serve them at the Olive Garden

you pick the one you like and they grill it up on the spot.

[tomreedtoon]

45. Naw, that's City Wok in South Park.

And you can have the puppy natural or "naked" (shaved).

[Enrique]

25. did Hillary abandon those puppies?

[Arugula Latte]

26. No, but she strapped them to the roof of her car and drove for hours...

cackling all the way!!!

[Hepburn]

27. Puppy love!

Smoooooooooooooooooochies to the pupsters!

[Maat]

28. Hey, that's unfair - the Kitten Thread has more recommends!

It was switched to the Lounge.

Puppies aren't true progressives ... this is SO unfair!

:evilgrin:

[shireen]

29. aw, quit whining

My Fish thread only got 3 recommendations. :evilfrown:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3636304#3637232

[OnyxCollie]

49. I saw that fish on a recent Blue Planet show.

They commented that its fleshy skin is a delicacy for parasites. "Horror show" was the term they used to describe it. The fish allows cleaner fish to pick off the parasites. If the cleaner fish can't do the job, the fish goes to the surface, flips on its side, and lets seagulls pick out the rest of the parasites.

Writing that just put me off my breakfast.

[Kurovski]

31. You filthy puppy bigot!

There is no place on this board for that brand of hate.

On the other hand, maybe we should organise a protest about those kittens?

[Maat]

35. HeeHee.

:rofl:

[hisownpetard]

55. Which brand of hate to you recommend, in case I wanna hate me some kittens?

[Kurovski]

59. Hold on...

let me get out my recipe file...

[Arugula Latte]

34. The kitten thread was moved to the Lounge -- Why wasn't this thread?

I demand answers!!!

[Kurovski]

39. How about...

another Congressional investigation leading nowhere?

[Arugula Latte]

42. As long as it costs untold millions,

I'm down with that.

[hisownpetard]

56. This shows BLATANT FAVORITISM for kittens over puppies. We demand equal rec's!!!!!!!!!!

[Jai4WKC08]

30. Ooh ooh

I gotta new puppy too! :)

[Kurovski]

32. Teeza widda cooty-pie. Wassa pooty babyhaid poopy? too izzzz!

What's the little poop-boogers name?

[Cameron27]

40. !

:spray:

[Kurovski]

43. You should hear it in real-time.

I'm disgusting.

The other day I was speaking with my sister on the phone about baby-talking to critters. I pretended like I don't do it. I lied to her. And then finally admitted that "I kind of do."

But most of them go nuts over it, I can make some roll over on their backs with it. Why waste such power?

Like I say, I'm disgusting. And power-mad. The Dick Cheney of googy-woogy critter talk.

[hisownpetard]

58. The first step is admitting it. Congratz.

[Jai4WKC08]

46. LOL!

The poop-boogers (man, is that right!) name is Ricky. But I'm afraid I need a translation of "Wassa pooty babyhaid poopy?"

[Kurovski]

60. Translation:

"Who's so farking cute that I've lost my mind and dignity? You are!"

[hisownpetard]

57. I really object to this kind of hip-hop jargon being used. Talk so that ALL of us can understand

you, Sir, or don't talk at all.

Poopy woogy woodstah goober-guysie, or whatever.

[Kurovski]

61. Hmmph! Well, MADAME, were I YOU I would not flaunt my ignorance

regarding other languages of the world. Such bigotry will never get any one to refer to you as a "sooopy-dooper furg-burger floofyhaid."

Your loss.

Hmmph.

[hisownpetard]

62. I'll have you know, Herr Pupkopf, that I have 4 (FOUR) {IV} dogs with whom I live and therefore

converse, on a daily basis. Although I do say certain things like "Come get your beffie-bef"
and "Who wants some dinnie-din-din?," most of our conversations are on a rather adult level
whereas you, my "friend," evidently believe in pandering to your canines by talking down in
psuedo-baby-babble and thereby showing the SOFT BIGOTRY of LOW EXPECTATIONS.

HMPPPH, indeed!!!!!!!!!

[Kurovski]

63. "beffie-bef!"

:wtf:

:rofl: You big faker. :-)

I don't have any dogs. But dogs nevertheless come from miles around to hear my words of wisdom.

[hisownpetard]

64. Either that, or you have a very high sibilant "S" that registers in their furry little ears.

[Kurovski]

65. Why can't it be both?

[hisownpetard]

66. Well, Jeez, how many positive attributes can one guy have??

[Kurovski]

68. And here I thought you knew me.

:shrug:

[hisownpetard]

70. Agonizingly, my loss (that I don't). Been laughing all afternoon! nt

[CitizenLeft]

83. *cough*

:rofl:

Not what's heard in my household of 3 female canines who all think they're the Alpha Bitch (I'M the Alpha Bitch, dammit).

"Get yer ass in here NOW!"

"PUT THAT DOWN!"

"STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT!"

"DROP IT!"

"Get OUT of there!"

:loveya:

[eppur_se_muova]

89. "The limits of my language are the limits of my world."

:D

[DemBones DemBones]

48. Better still, LABRADOR PUPPIES!!!

Our favorite breed. They never lose their puppy-ness, always love to play.

[OnyxCollie]

50. I'm fond of Belgian Sheepdog puppies, myself.

[AtomicKitten]

67. Equal time to felines!

[hisownpetard]

69. Aww - damn! Dey so kyooot I kin hardly stannnit, iddy biddy bay-beeeeeze!

[AtomicKitten]

71. Schmoopie!

[Kurovski]

72. Lol!

Yep, That's it!

[Kurovski]

73. Caught cha!

Wassis ownpetowd wuvvy da ompee widee kiteezzzz!

[hisownpetard]

74. OH NOOOOOOOO! I thought you were done with that thread!! Someone just happened to

post a picture with not one, but FOUR little kiddens, and two were the same color, and, ooh, zhu,zhu,
and, oh, shit, I c-c-can't s-s-s-stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!

You are too much.

[hisownpetard]

75. "ompee" ???

[Kurovski]

78. Sound is meaning.

Oooooo...:-)

[hisownpetard]

82. But is your meaning sound?

[alfredo]

77. Oh look elephants

[Kurovski]

79. Oh, dasso koot! Deyez makina widee beebee l'phant!

[alfredo]

80. I thought they were playing tow truck.

[hisownpetard]

81. Pshhhhhhhhhttt - As intriguing as you may find this graphic picture of two lellapants

playing "Tow-Truck," I don't think the cuteness factor translates that well once the animal
passes, oh, say, the thousand-lb. mark. (But maybe that's just me)...

[alfredo]

85. I find porcupines cuddly.

[allisonthegreat]

84. Love the puppies, wish I could have another!!n/t

[hisownpetard]

86. Gee, I hate to see this thread go. It was the best time I had all week!!

Sad, pitiful, I know - but true! I laughed every time I read it.
Do another!!

[hfojvt]

87. puppies? Are you unaware

that puppies grow up into dogs, who GROW OLD AND DIE!

[hisownpetard]

88. Oh, there's always gotta be one kill-joy in the crowd. Well, in my experience, FWIT,

IMHO, none of the dogs I've ever had has died. This is just an obvious freeper
troll's depressing opinion. More Faux News-style doom and gloom.
How ridiculous! If puppies really grew up, became old dogs and DIED,
do you think people would be clamoring to get them? Get real!!!!

[PatSeg]

91. Look Everyone - Kittens!!!!

Now look what you made me do.