The St. Louis Cardinals are failures.

[gulliver]

They didn't make it to the play-offs. They are worthless. I hate them. Boo, Cardinals. Boo, you lazy losing pack of jerks! I bought tickets, and you lost. You are nothing but thieves. I'll never go to another game.

My parents are failures. Other kids parents were rich and didn't make any mistakes. Boo, Mom and Dad! Boo! Couldn't you do anything right you ... you jerks? I don't like my life one damned bit, and it is 100% your fault. Boo, Mom and Dad. Boo.

My kids' teachers are failures, and their coaches are failures too. None of them can do anything right. The kids get bad grades...way more than they should. Other people's kids screw up the classes and teams, and the teachers and coaches just let them get away with it. Boo! Booooooooooo! Booooooooo!

Mahatma Gandhi? Failure. Martin Luther King? Failure. Jesus Christ? Failure. Got peace? I sure as hell don't see it anywhere. I rest my case. Boooooo! Booooo! Booooo! Pathetic, useless losers!

All of humanity...every last stinking human on this planet is a failure. Boooo! Booo on all of you. Start doing something right for a change you mean, lazy, good-for-nothing, lying, spineless cowards. Booooooooo. Booooooo. Booooooo!!!!

You all have let me down my whole life. You don't deserve me.

[monktonman]

1. Fine, then go away.

[Fresh_Start]

2. when are you going to add the punchline?

long way to go for whatever you were trying for there

[cboy4]

3. Wow, all of the things and people you just mentioned

remind me a lot of the Democrats. :)

[gulliver]

4. Yeah.

I forgot about them.

;-)

[Mojambo]

5. Finally. Someone agrees with me! n/t

[Captain Hilts]

6. I get it, well said! nt

[driver8]

10. Wait a minute...your screen name is Mookie Wilson and you have a Red Sox avatar?

Hmmm...something is rotten in Denver.

[Captain Hilts]

11. Well...

the Sox are my American League team - 1986 was a cruel joke. I lived in New England and while living in Norfolk worked at the Mets' AAA ballpark.

Go Sox!

[driver8]

13. I used to live in Virginia Beach and used to watch the Tides

all the time! That was a nice little park.

[gratuitous]

7. Sorry, I'm not a fan of major league baseball

That's right, I follow the Kansas City Royals.

{Hangs head in shame}

[jpgray]

8. Hahahahaha

:thumsbup:

[msedano]

9. pro football is a waste of time, qed

though i thought the cardinals changed their name to the rams.

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Everyone and everything is a failure - but me.

All of creation has failed at its responsibility to live up to my expectations.