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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:11 PM
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the joke at the bar this week, stupid sexist but only a few laughed
Edited on Sun Oct-28-07 07:12 PM by AZDemDist6
remember I live in RED state America and the bar is an older crowd, but here's the 'joke'

Did you hear KFC has a new meal deal? They call it the Clinton, two large thighs, two small breasts and a left wing.

I did mention it was sexist and stupid, most groaned but the old Foxfreaks loved it.

har har har... :puke:

edit to add, I almost posted this in the Lounge, but thought a report from the trenches would be better here.
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:13 PM
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1. What an idiotic joke
Whoever made it up must of an IQ of minus zero.
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:17 PM
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4. no doubt. but what was interesting is only the racist FoxFreaks laughed
every one else groaned and changed the subject right away.

poor old geezer told it several times and I don't think it got the response he expected in what is usually a right wing bastion
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:13 PM
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2. Those bar people would know all about large thighs I guess.
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:18 PM
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5. ha!
what shocked me was the lack of response overall to the joke.
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Larynx Oblation Donating Member (61 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:14 PM
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3. It's Not Funny...
the truth of the matter is, she has 2-right wings!
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:20 PM
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6. maybe in Cali that is true
here in rural America in the heart of oil country that joke would have started a long conversation about all the things wrong with Democrats only a couple years ago.

last night, it was mostly rolling eyes and a subject change.

it's a sea change around here....
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:26 PM
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7. That is a quite tellting point.
If that doesn't put 'em on the floor where you live, the 'pubs are in deep trouble.
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:29 PM
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8. you got it Tom, the other thing that happened a few weeks ago
an oil tank truck driver, self employed and over fifty was going on about how 20 years ago he hated 'tree huggers' now he loves em and wishes he had listened to them years ago

:wow:
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DemocratSinceBirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:31 PM
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9. That's Even Dumber Than The Joke In 84 That Both Tickets Had A Bush On It
DSB
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glowing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:32 PM
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10. Its going around on the internet.. I've seen it come to my mail box
about 5 times now... Also, that nutcracker joke keeps popping up almost as often.
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:35 PM
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11. i got an email about taxes the other day
and how they were all so high and wrong, i replied to all with the graph that shows what America spends on "Defense" as opposed to the other countries in the world saying "Maybe this is why??"

:evilgrin:
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:38 PM
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12. Same could be said for any of the pukes
Chicken feet, Right wings and small peckers
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:43 PM
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13. ...
:rofl:

they do all have chicken legs and chicken hearts don't they??
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 09:00 PM
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17. Them chickens are all asshole and should be thrown away.
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NewHampster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:46 PM
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14. I support Hillary and I think it's hilarious LOL
great joke! really.

I wish DUers had that thing called a sense of humor. I even bet Hillary would laugh at that one.

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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:59 PM
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16. hubby says this joke leaves off the punchline
but it does come with a side of Giant BRAINS

:rofl:
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-28-07 07:47 PM
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15. Corny joke
a rather poor attempt at humor.

David Letterman always has the best Clinton jokes.
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