Ideal for all of you Primary Season Warriors

[MrScorpio]

Whiffle Bats!



Yeah, baby. Smack the shit out of your fellow DUer that's not loving your Democratic candidate with the same verve and reverence that you are.

Get your point across, all without inflicting internal injuries and massive ego damage.

Prevent that pesky thread lock and post removal that invariably comes with all those pointless flame wars about which candidate should give another one a reach around with that stab in the back.

Whiffle bats, baby. Light and airy with a touch of emphasis.

Sold at a fine stores near you!

[Armstead]

1. But how do you turn them into transportable electrons?

I guess I could hit myself with it when I disagree with myself.

[MrScorpio]

2. Yeah, that pesky Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle strikes again

Somebody oughta pass a law...