H. Res. 847 was just a start... Next up, the White People Are Awesome! Act

[lwcon]

H. Res. 848

In the House of Representatives, U. S.,

December 14, 2007.

Whereas White Power Day, a holiday of great significance to Americans and many other cultures and nationalities, is celebrated daily by Caucasians throughout the United States and the world;

Whereas there are approximately 221,000,000 Caucasians in the United States, making Whiteness the ethnicity of over three-fourths of the American population;

Whereas there are approximately 1,120,000,000 Caucasians throughout the world, making Whiteness one of the largest ethnicities in the world and the ethnicity of about one-sixth of the world population;

Whereas Caucasians and Whiteness have contributed greatly to the development of western civilization;

Whereas the United States, being founded as a constitutional republic in the traditions of western civilization, finds much in its history that points observers back to its Caucasian roots;

Whereas on every day of each calendar year, American Caucasians observe White Power Day, the holiday celebrating the birth of first-world hegemony;

Whereas for Caucasians, White Power Day is celebrated as a recognition of how damn good it is to be white; and

Whereas many non-Caucasians throughout the United States and the rest of the world, celebrate White Power Day as a time to serve others: Now, therefore, be it

Resolved, That the House of Representatives--

(1) recognizes the Caucasian race as one of the great ethnicities of the world;

(2) expresses continued support for Caucasians in the United States and worldwide;

(3) acknowledges the international ethnic and historical importance of White Power Day and the Caucasian race;

(4) acknowledges and supports the role played by Caucasians and Whiteness in the founding of the United States and in the formation of the western civilization;

(5) rejects bigotry and persecution directed against Caucasians, both in the United States and worldwide; and

(6) expresses its deepest respect to American Caucasians and Caucasians throughout the world.

Attest:

Clerk.

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[rucky]

1. That shit is funny! n/t

[lwcon]

2. Thanks.

I do hope they'll do a resolution praising the contributions of rich people. Without them we'd have no trickle-down.

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[rucky]

3. Yeah, I'm still trying to get that trickle-down stain off my hat. n/t

[lwcon]

4. It does roll downhill, I hear n/t

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[bunkerbuster1]

5. Brilliant.

Hadn't been to your blog in a while. Think I'll stop by.

[lwcon]

7. Thanks!

On my other blog, I'll be posting about Leviticus 26 this weekend. IMHO, the evilest and funniest Bible chapter I've read yet.

Two great verses:

16 I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it. (God is a bioterrorist! And no matter how you translate "seed," it's pretty outrageous.)

29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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[yardwork]

6. No joke - they'd do this if they could.

[lwcon]

9. A few years back...

I never would have imagined we'd live in an America that would pass H. Res. 847.

With a "Bush's Third Term" candidate winning and an unrepentant, lazy, slimeball media, no telling how far we could sink.

It's now mainstream to call America "a Christian nation." How long until it's socially acceptable (again) to call it "a white nation"?

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[yardwork]

11. It is socially acceptable to call the U.S. a "white nation" and holler for its defense

in conservative circles. Pat Buchanan never stopped doing it.

[readmoreoften]

8. Needs an asterisk***

***Indians, Iranians, Greeks, and Turks not considered Caucasian for the purposes of this resolution, offer limited to one race per society, void where prohibited, prohibiting prohibited, all other races void in their pants, not to be combined with other offers, hey where's my banjo, now shut up and mow my lawn.

[lwcon]

10. The good news is...

... that most Christianists have decided that Jews are good folk now (until they all burn for eternity after the rapture, that is).

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[Vickers]

12. Excellent!

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