What nobody told you about Edwards. (Do not cast your vote in Iowa without first reading this)

[antiimperialist]

Edwards is the only candidate whose last name can be typed with only the left hand fingers. Try it. Place both hands on the keyboard keeping your fingers in place, and type:

edwards.

Now try Obama, or Clinton. Even Huckabee or Romney; Giuliani. Even Dodd who has only 4 letters requires two hands.
Kucinich. Gravel, McCain, Hunter.

Amazing, isn't it?

Now you can vote.

[graywarrior]

1. Well, that settles is then. Edwards it is!

[TwilightZone]

2. Strangely, that is no more silly than some of the pro/cons posted on DU lately.

Some of the stuff posted lately has been pretty amazing.

[Jim Sagle]

3. OK, folks. You have your marching orders!

;)

[LordJFT]

4. but the keys for typing Fred are all right next to each other!

especially designed for a lazy person, who woulda thunk!

[Debi]

6. Then Fred it is

:yoiks: Now, where is that republican caucus being held?

[dchill]

5. I just KNEW ...

there was something...

[pnorman]

7. The left middle & forefingers ares all I EVER use when "typing"!

But I'm STILL for Dennis!

pnorman

[Clintonista2]

8. It's a left-hand conspiracy!

[Dr_Orpheus]

11. Correction:

it's a VAST left-hand conspiracy!

=D

[davidinalameda]

9. damn it-I had to try it

good thing this wasn't about jumping off a building or something

[lpbk2713]

10. Well that settles it then.

I'm voting for QWERTY.

[K Gardner]

12. Actually, you type his first name with the right hand and his last name with the left,

so it seems to me that John Edwards is truly the only bipartisan candidate on the ballot, offering equal importance typing opportunity to bilateral hands of each voter.

[lisainmilo]

13. LOL!

:applause:
see below

[PurityOfEssence]

14. Sinister...

...isn't it?

A little archaism for the new year...

[Canuckistanian]

15. LOL

DUZY, for sure.

[tinrobot]

16. I guess that means he's more left than the others.

Good enough for me.

[balantz]

17. Damn! You are good. I hadn't noticed that.

That about seals it for me :D

[pansypoo53219]

18. not with myhunt and peck typing.

i usually mostly use my right hand.

[Seabiscuit]

19. No wonder he's got the "leftie" vote.

[adnelson60087]

21. Oh, good one!

[adnelson60087]

20. Does that make Edwards "Sinister"?

I bet so in the mind of the Republicans...Give'm Hell John!

[avaistheone1]

23. No, it makes him the most progressive.

You know, the candidate most to the left.

[adnelson60087]

24. Hi Avaistheone1, welcome to DU, and look-up the definitions of

"sinister". I think you'll get the joke.

[Josh]

26. Best joke ever!

My sister is left handed, and so is one of my best friends. I call them sinister every chance I get.

You can also type Star Wars with just one hand! :)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

22. Do you mind if I take this seriously?

:applause:


:rofl:

[JMDEM]

25. I tried it and ended up spelling Dewrads. Hmmmm.... nt.