Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

The Three Goats and the Troll....

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion: Presidential (Through Nov 2009) Donate to DU
 
Flabbergasted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:19 PM
Original message
The Three Goats and the Troll....
Edited on Wed Jan-02-08 06:21 PM by Flabbergasted
Once there was a troll who had nothing better to do all day than post nasty threads about Democratic Candidates for the President.



The First Goat came along and he saw the threads and he became so enraged that he responded to them over and over again. Bhaaaaaad Goat.



The Second Goat came along and, although he was mad, he ignored the threads, and instead kicked positive threads about his candidate of choice. Good goat.



The Third Goat came along and saw the threads, but instead of responding to them, he posted his own positive threads about his candidate. Good Goat.



I hope you get the point.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:20 PM
Response to Original message
1. Where's "My Pet Goat," though?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Flabbergasted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:21 PM
Response to Reply #1
3. For you....
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:20 PM
Response to Original message
2. Don't you mean BAAAAAAAAD Goat?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
avrdream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:21 PM
Response to Reply #2
6. Oh, gee, that one was baaaad.
(Off I go to try to be a good goat.)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Flabbergasted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:22 PM
Response to Reply #6
7. Edited. I liked it. nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:21 PM
Response to Original message
4. What the hell are these goats doing in my yard?

TlalocW
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:21 PM
Response to Original message
5. You left out the ending.
"The troll was so enraged by the antics of all three goats that he butchered the animals and had goat stew for the rest of the month."

At least that's how my mother told the story.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:22 PM
Response to Reply #5
8. Nuttin beats mutton.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:52 PM
Response to Reply #8
9. El yuck 0
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Didereaux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 08:19 PM
Response to Reply #8
15. mutton is from sheep! Cabrito, chevon whatever is goat meat(tastes good by the way)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 01:03 AM
Response to Reply #15
16. But "cabrito" doesn't rhyme with "Nuttin".
How about... "a little cabrito would be neato"?

Doesn't matter...I don't eat meat anyway! LOL!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Didereaux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 09:11 AM
Response to Reply #16
17. dayam ya got me there! heheheh
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 06:57 PM
Response to Original message
10. Sexist
The term "he" is sexist.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 07:31 PM
Response to Original message
11. My goats say
"Vote For Kucinich. He will get rid of the baaaaaad fascists!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
KennedyGuy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 07:35 PM
Response to Original message
12. Is this one of those "so a troll walks into a bar with 3 goats" threads?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Didereaux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 07:38 PM
Response to Original message
13. good looking nubian goat in that last pic! heh
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Flabbergasted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-02-08 07:59 PM
Response to Reply #13
14. He's happy. nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Wed Apr 24th 2024, 08:19 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion: Presidential (Through Nov 2009) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC