Imagine if Obama and Giuliani win the nominations

[jgraz]

Moderator: Welcome to the first of three presidential debates. I'd like to welcome Senator Obama and Mayor Giuliani to the stage. Mayor Giuliani, your one minute opening statement.

Giuliani: Nine-Eleven.

Moderator: . . . You have 58 seconds left.

Giuliani: Terror.

Moderator: Okay. Senator Obama, you have 30 seconds to respond.

Obama: Hope.

Moderator: 29 seconds, Senator.

Obama: Change.


Moderator: Well, I guess that concludes our first presidential debate. Thank you, gentlemen. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming, which hasn't actually started yet.

[goldcanyonaz]

1. OMG! Too funny! Thanks for this.

[annie1]

2. lmao.

[ProSense]

3. When was the last time Obama spoke for less than 29 seconds? n/t

[jgraz]

4. You do get the whole "humor" concept, don't you?

[bigwillq]

5. HA! That's great!

:rofl: :bounce:

[Politicub]

6. LOL!

Thanks - I needed the laugh!

[jgraz]

7. heh -- I hope you still laugh when I make fun of Hillary

;)

[Politicub]

8. Doesn't bother me

Sometimes you have to laugh at yourself (or your candidate).

[jgraz]

11. You are clearly unfamiliar with my sense of humor

:P

[XemaSab]

9. Here's the Edwards/Giuliani debate

Moderator: Welcome to the first of three presidential debates. I'd like to welcome Senator Edwards and Mayor Giuliani to the stage. Mayor Giuliani, your one minute opening statement.

Giuliani: Nine-Eleven.

Moderator: . . . You have 58 seconds left.

Giuliani: Terror.

Moderator: Okay. Senator Edwards, you have 30 seconds to respond.

Edwards: Two Americas.

Moderator: 29 seconds, Senator.

Edwards: *crickets*


Moderator: Well, I guess that concludes our first presidential debate. Thank you, gentlemen. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming, which hasn't actually started yet.

[jgraz]

10. Are you kidding?

He'd fill the last 29 seconds with that story about the guy with the cleft palette. ;)