Didn't your momma tell you, "if you cant say anything nice, just be quiet"?

[NightWatcher]

I really wish some more people would either debate ISSUES or take their Momma's advice...

[redqueen]

1. I wish I had a winning lotto ticket.

And a pony.

[Iggo]

2. Oh, snap!

You had to bring my mom into it, eh?

This is fargin' war!

[youthere]

3. My mother also said "Don't EVER put ANYTHING in your eye..."

And then took me to get contact lenses.WTF?

[babylonsister]

6. ...

:spray:

[itsrobert]

4. Me too. Really, instead of debate

I get name calling. Good post.

[thoughtcrime1984]

5. You mean, like this post?

Good discussion here. The issues have already been beaten to death.

[rodeodance]

7. my mom said Do not put anything in your ears except your Elbow.

[The_Casual_Observer]

8. Can I vote "present" on that suggestion?

[KennedyGuy]

9. I'm running with scissors....

[Garbo 2004]

10. My momma told me, "Always cross the street in a crosswalk...

then if you get hit by a car we can sue."

[A-Schwarzenegger]

11. Yeah, like this thread HERE:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=3990623&mesg_id=3990623

[havocmom]

12. Yeah, but she added that it wasn't as important a lesson as:

"I better not ever hear of you starting a fight. But, if someone else starts one, I better hear about you finishing it"

My momma took few prisoners.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

13. If you don't have anything nice to say...come sit by me

That's the way I heard it.

[kansasblue]

14. I got something to say about Bush. :-) Now what do I do?! nt