Where's Chuck Norris?

[EarlG]

Huckabee is speaking now, but I see no sign of Chuck Norris. Where is he?

I DEMAND CHUCK NORRIS!

Clearly this is why Huckabee didn't win New Hampshire.

No Chuck Norris.

[Mythsaje]

1. He's whooping a squad of ninjas backstage.

Not buying it?

Okay...would you believe a troop of cub scouts?

A couple of brownies?

[ulysses]

2. Up, Chuck!

[spooky3]

3. he's getting his dentures whitened again

and working on his tan.

[jlake]

8. That's what I was thinking LOL.

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. He's a canny guy, he knew about the Iowa win, but checked out

before this humiliation. It would be bad for his career.

[tanyev]

Chuck only stands behind you if you're a winner.

[AlCzervik]

5. He's kicking his own ass!

[proud patriot]

6. Missing in Action

:D

[EarlG]

14. Lol.

:thumbsup:

[Politicub]

7. I can't stand to see Chuck's pearly whites

But it does beg the question - where is he? Beating up his dog?

And I love the poster board someone is holding in front of the camera on MSNBC. Thank you to whoever that may be!

[calimary]

9. He only shows up for winners.

Can't be seen with a second-place, or in this case, a THIRD-place finisher. Wouldn't be good for his image.

[EarlG]

10. It's okay, I found him

Turns out he was observing the election from afar.

[derby378]

11. He's chasing down those kids from that Mountain Dew commercial

I sense another "Payback" video on YouTube in the near future...

:silly:

[DS1]

12. Discovering the futility of giving roundhouse kicks to voting booth curtains

[PretzelWarrior]

13. He's out at the ocean shore creating the tides

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.