So, I wonder what Tweety Matthews is doing right this minute?

[Sparkly]

Any guesses?

[Yukari Yakumo]

1. Crapping himself. {nt}

uguu

[robbedvoter]

2. Hoping they remove sharp objects from his vicinity...

Matthews: "please come on the show."

Clinton: "yeah, right."

Matthews: "is that an answer?"

Clinton: "you know, I don't know what to do with men who are obsessed with me. Honestly, I've never understood it.""

[Sparkly]

5. I loved that moment.

Clinton: "Awwwwww, baybeee..."

Matthews: "It's not obsession."

Clinton: "Well good!" (clapping him on the shoulder and looking away dismissively.)

[bluedawg12]

3. Trying to pull his loafer out of his

big mouth. I hope.

[BlueStater]

4. Probably whacking off

His man-crush John McLame won tonight.

[Sparkly]

6. Yeah, he's been depressed since he broke up with Fred Thompson.

The Old Spice was gone, I guess.

[winga222]

7. Pulling out his flight-suit picture of W and

whacking off, probably. What a loser.

[RichGirl]

8. Rachel Maddow told him....

That she had read on blogs that a number of people changed their votes to Clinton because of him! Yes...Chris Mathews piling on Hillary with every breath could have helped her.

[Sparkly]

9. I know!

He's totally clueless.

I wonder if he ever reads his 'reviews' on Media Matters.