I want a President. I don't want a slogan. "First" in this election amounts to JACK SHIT.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

That's it.

I could give a rat's motherf**king ASS if Obama is the "first" African-American President.

We have MORE IMPORTANT matters at hand, like wiping away TWO TERMS of Bush-Cheney.

I could give a rat's motherf**king ASS if Hillary is the first "female" President.

See ABOVE.

It's not about RACE, it's not about GENDER, it's not about being "first" about ANYTHING.

It's about AMERICA.

Has anyone been PAYING ATTENTION to Bush-Cheney?

I encourage anyone and everyone that's not on that page...INCLUDING Michelle Obama and Big Dog...to BLOW IT OUT THEIR ASS.

peace,

out,

A.V.

[JeffR]

1. Well said!

:applause:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. Oh, MAN, do you get POINTS for Joni's "Blue" as your avatar...

YES, you DO.

:patriot:

[JeffR]

6. Thanx!

:)

[stravu9]

18. me too!

thanks!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. K&R ...Meet Jack Schitt

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt, and he has an interesting family tree:


In 1957, Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one son, Jack.
Jack Schitt grew up and married Noe, and together Jack and Noe Schitt produced 6 children:
Holie Schitt (who came to be known as "The Lucky Schitt")
Fulla Schitt
Shineola (who didn't really have the Schitt Face)
Giva Schitt
Bull Schitt (who really looked like Schitt, the father),
and the twins: Dip Schitt and Deep Schitt.

Dip Schitt was not very bright, and was known as "The stupid Schitt", and she married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out who happened to share the same last name (no relation, however). Friends affectionately nicknamed them "The Schitts". Their marriage produced no little Schitts.

The other twin, Deep Schitt, went on to build a deodorant empire, which became famous for it's slogan: "Smell Like Schitt". Interestingly, that slogan only worked in the United States, and another slogan was more popular in the U.K.: "Put a dab of Schitt on your pits." When the company launched it's product into Australia, a third slogan was used successfully: "Smell Like Schitt Down Under".
But soon, trouble developed and Noe Schitt divorced Jack and promptly married a nice man named Ted Sherlock, but being a modern woman, she decided to hyphenate her name. She become known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Jack was depressed at losing Noe, but he, too, remarried a nice lady named Loda. The blushing bride, Loda Schitt, produced a son of nervous disposition, whom they named Chicken Schitt.

Jack and Loda went on to produce two more boys, Krappy Schitt and Ugglee Schitt.

These athletic brothers, Krappy and Ugglee, married the stunningly beautiful Happens Sisters in a dual ceremony.

The "Schitt-Happens" Wedding was a huge affair, and this union also produced many offspring:
Dawg Schitt
Byrd Schitt
Hoarse Schitt
and Pigh Schitt

But once again, Jack lost his love for his wife, and left to tour the world. He recently returned from an extended visit to Italy with his newest bride, Pisa.

Presently Jack Schitt and his 3rd wife, Pisa Schitt, are living without children in New Jersey on property which contains a stream of water, now known to the locals as "Schitt Creek."

(From now on, nobody can say you don't know Jack Schitt!)

[hogwyld]

9. I'm sending you the bill to clean my computer!

:spray: :rofl:

[Tennessee Gal]

4. I don't want a slogan. I also don't want empty rhetoric.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

7. The "audacity" of making America GREAT again.

Sweet JESUS.

We need to send politicians PACKING. Slogan-sucking whores need to hit the ROAD.

I support John Edwards as President of the United States. That's MY choice. I may not GET my choice.

He may win, he may lose.

I want America to be GREAT again.

Not Bush-Cheney "great." FUCK Bush-Cheney "great," FUCK Bush-Cheney "we will protect you while Halliburton shares SKYROCKET."

REALLY GREAT. Declaration of Independence-style GREAT.

Let's FUCK this game of "MY candidate is the BEST candidate" game RIGHT NOW.

How many of you are thinking of what's best for AMERICA? FUCK the "cult of personality" bullshit.

FUCK Black.

FUCK White.

FUCK "Male."

FUCK "Female."

Those of you who are IN...I LOVE you,, I am WITH you.

Being "right" doesn't matter.

Being "black" or "white" or FUCKING CHARTREUSE doesn't matter.

Being MALE of FEMALE doesn't matter.

AMERICA matters.

AMERICA.

:toast:

[JDPriestly]

16. I'm with you. I support John Edwards.

If he isn't running, I will right him in on my ballot in November.

[sam sarrha]

5. no slogans,.... or pie in the sky sermons.. how are they gona do it and when.? end corporate funding

universal insurance funded by repealing 1st tax cut to the richest 2%, end NAFTA, and all related job sucking bullshit,.. restart tariffs to fund education , voc rehab for lost jobs, let farmers grow HEMP for bio fuel , ban food crops from BIO-FUEL production.. start a "Nationalized" solar project to supply 1/2 the nations energy, funded by taxing oil hedge funds and oil speculators 50% of their profits up front just like when the common man wins the lottery.. they pay taxes before they get the money,... NO LOOPHOLES..

WHAT IS ESSENTIAL IS THE 'COMMONWEALTH', not enabling mentally ill obsessive compulsive wealth accumulators to continue destroying this country and harming its citizens

[Amerigo Vespucci]

8. YES!

:patriot:

[melody]

10. I regret that I have only one Rec to give to this posting

All I can add is AMEN.

[Yael]

12. I added one for ya.

:thumbsup:

[Yael]

11. Have you lost your hope for change?

[Yuugal]

13. K&R

[2rth2pwr]

14. All I want to Know is- Do you give a fuck? nt

[AGirl]

15. I agreeeeee

[stravu9]

17. Go John Go!

Love the Guy!

[xchrom]

19. the candidates campaigns would sure look a lot different --

if they would keep that in my mind.

i had hoped all of our candidates would run against republicans.

[FiveGoodMen]

20. Amen, amen, amen!

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