Chuck Norris-"John McCain Is Too Old To Be President"

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Now we know who Mike Huckabee is really worried about competing against for the Republican nomination. Sunday the genial winner of the Iowa Republican caucuses sent his kickboxing attack dog Chuck Norris out to go after Sen. John McCain.

McCain, who's been given up for dead a couple of times in his life, the latest one politically, is riding high this morning heading into the closing campaign days for the Florida primary after his Saturday victory over Huckabee in South Carolina and his win before that in New Hampshire. It seems McCain and the struggling Fred Thompson siphoned off enough of Pastor Huckabee's expected evangelical votes to deny him victory in the Palmetto state, despite Huckabee dredging up the old Confederate flag issue.





http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/01/chuck-to-the-re.html

[Byronic]

1. How odd.

Isn't that a cracked antique kettle calling a mouldy old leaky pot black?

[Little Star]

2. Nope. Huckabee is only 51

[Byronic]

3. I'm talking about Chuck Norris.

[Byronic]

4. And, yeah,

I know Chuck Norris isn't the one running for president, but, still, you wouldn't know it to see him surgically attached to Huckabee's shoulder. He is always popping up on interviews. He is supporting his man well in that regard, I suppose, but there is a Long John Silver with parrot feel about it in my eyes.

[sufrommich]

5. They're going to throw everything they can at McCain...

"don't vote for him,he's old" should go over well with their senior voters.Anyone know how old Reagan was when he won his first term? Wasn't he over 70?

[Skwmom]

6. Look at McCain's mother. That argument won't be successful.

[Little Star]

7. Where is the other half of Mac's gene pool? Where is dad?