2008 presidential candidate questioned about Bush threats

[Ian David]

Secret Service investigates satanic vampire
2008 presidential candidate questioned about Bush threats

Hunter Clauss & Allison Riggio
The Chronicle

The 2008 presidential bid just got a little more challenging for the race’s only satanic vampire candidate.

Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey, a 42-year-old New Jersey man who is running under the Vampire, Witches and Pagan Party, is currently being investigated by the Secret Service for potential threats toward President George W. Bush.

According to Sharkey, Secret Service agents visited him and his 19-year-old wife, Spree, in Ohio on Feb. 15. The visit concerned Sharkey’s repeated remarks about impaling Bush, an act Sharkey said he would only do if he were elected president.

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They were telling me, when they were interrogating me, that their job was to protect Bush even after he’s out of office,” Sharkey said. “I’m looking at them like, ‘Oh, you’re going to defy me when I become president?’”

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“I actually consider him a friend even though he sort of wants to kill me,” White said.





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[Sarah Ibarruri]

1. Damn. Bush must live in a state of loose bowels in fear!

Now he's even afraid of witches.

[Ian David]

2. Witches AND Vampires! n/t

[Sarah Ibarruri]

3. LOL! And vampires! Hell, they'd probably investigate a colony of ants if it came too close .....

... to the Village Idiot.